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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro


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I disavow Rishi Sunak He does not speak for the sandwiches

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Can’t wait to get my PhD in Jesus

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🎶 MAYA HEE MAYA HOO MAYA HAA MAYA HA HAAAA 🎶

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Haha fuck

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I think she would also tear trumps head off in a debate and wear it as a sunday hat tbh

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at this point my gut is saying he stays, gets to be nominee, then quits right after the convention but as you say, this needs experts in state law from every state to game it out

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they came for me first, you were just in the way

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maybe RFK Jr will take care of himself after a few big bowls of frosted mini wheats with healthful farm to table raw milk

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if the presidential debates aren't moderated by this guy what the fuck is the point

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Organized religion is bullshi-

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show me where you found this warlock Delores I'm not asking twice

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'oh fuck yea pearl jam- wait are these avacados on sale oh man what a day I am winning everything'

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hahaha fuck

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you might be old if you find yourself rocking out to the music being played at the local chain store grocery

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Trump Jr : we are glad to announce a 4 billion investment in Trump global from the Russian Sovereign Wealth Fund Press : does this have anything to do with your dad leaving nato and cutting all ukraine aid leading to the Kiev massacre of 2025 Trump Jr : no and its frankly offensive you should ask

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the NYT doesn't lie Dana

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the NYT concerned op eds as the national guard stand over 150 dead students on the Mall with gunsmoke in the air will be what brings the nation together

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fuck I love zen

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time to play stellaris instead of work, where's my Blorg Commonality stans at

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ya fr fam

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Dyson start up noise

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as a Warren Democrat (convicted) this is the one topic I voted for her on, her ability to make Wall Street shit their collective pants, as a decades long corporate bankruptcy attorney she knows exactly where the bodies are buried shit in many other aspects but on WS I think she's heads above

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without even any hot girls with 1 robot arm and neon guns

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this thread is interesting af, eh

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found the tank main

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this is the sad fact It's Biden or Harris, pick

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fuck that charlie go full Shakespeare and make up words

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that's right boys I made a Twilight slash Jamie Dimon for president joke and tbh I think I landed this sucker

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its all fanfic until you break out and go bestseller with your novel about teen vampires and werewolves and Jamie Dimon and a self insert mary sue character they all desire

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maybe a pre-recall cybertruck

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what the fuck indeed also A+ handle

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in cybersecurity we call this pattern based analysis

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Bloomberg was a candidate on STAGE

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Strong tea keeps me going fr

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As someone who posts hunched over the toilet i am looking into this

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Trump Jr : we are glad to announce a 4 billion investment in Trump global from the Russian Sovereign Wealth Fund Press : does this have anything to do with your dad leaving nato and cutting all ukraine aid leading to the Kiev massacre of 2025 Trump Jr : no and its frankly offensive you should ask

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I 100% believe some Democrat party donors and strategists want Dimon or Bloomberg because they are the kind of wunderkinds that got us to Biden trailing a rapist felon in every swing state

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Michael Bloomberg : this is my time

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SCOTUS legal interpretation chart leaked

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And you choose to miss the light turning green for five of those seconds

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Galaxy brain moves afoot “In recent days, some company leaders and Democratic political operatives have called the chief executive of JPMorgan Chase, Jamie Dimon, according to someone with knowledge of the calls, to gauge his interest in replacing Mr. Biden”

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I think you are vastly underestimating the eagerness with which state national guards under red governors will cede their guns and troops to a resurgent Trump

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SCOTUS legal interpretation chart leaked

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Tappin the sign

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Unfortunately the left doesn’t have MRAPs and air support unlike your local constitutional Sheriffs office

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Visit a small majority white town and you learn real fast

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“Don’t fight, just let it happen” said the rapist

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Can’t wait for Saturday Night Live to make this week funny i think we all need a lil chuckle

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Anyone but a Black lady

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People: u can’t do that President:

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