Hangry Man @hangryman.bsky.social

If you're gonna get mauled by a bear, ask yourself. What's more embarrassing, getting mauled by Yogi, or mauled by Boo Boo. If you survive the first one you're a fucking trooper, if you survive the second one you're gonna get dunked on for life for losing to the tiny one.

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