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Hangry Man@hangryman.bsky.social |
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A belligerent pansexual socialist with a hanger for Type 1 =[Da Labels]= He/Him/They/Them Furry Southerner Neuro-Divergent Anti-Theist Anti-Capitalist Anti-Traditionalist Antithesis of the Alt-Right Lover of Videos Game and Math Rocks
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Hangry Man
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OH do you mean the perpetual boredom loop where everything you normally love just goes NAH NO DOPAMINE FOR YOU TODAY until you're staring at the wall and ready to scream.
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Standplaats Krakow
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Hangry Man
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Looks like Banished but less bleak and dreary.
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Hangry Man
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AH Do you mean the era of many unfinished projects. I got two TTRPG systems to build and a Card Game that I get all excited about open up the software and brain flatlines for 3 straight hours.
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Hangry Man
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Bud, lets be real. The only reason were doing this is because were stuck between a very little changes guy and and oh shit everything changes but in the wrong direction guy. and that second guy is very scary, proved how scary he is, is in trouble for being scary, and still has a 40%+ shot, SCARY!
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Hangry Man
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Ever notice how people just roll with it as like the standard procedure. How that stray thought in the back of your mind going "Why?" never gets asked, because you get in trouble for it, or you get a performance to distract you from the question. Why is that?
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Hangry Man
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For the non dysphoric crowd, ever had your hairline recede and felt like an ugly? Then ever leaned into it, shaved your head bald and were like "Damn, not bad." They doing that but on like Hard Mode and New Game +
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Unforeseen Possible Consequence of Bad Idea #4872.03 The idea is popular and really funny, now everyone is making cursed looking food for profit, in 100 years people look at modern food presentation and gag in disgust before slurping down Deep fried Cthulhu's sweaty fhtgan with honey mustard.
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Bad Idea #4872.03 An A.I. Image Generator is told to draw food, naturally its going to be cursed in some unforeseeable way. Interns scrape through the A.I. art to find the most cursed ones then pass it off to Real Human Chefs to make the culinary abomination a computer thinks is human food.
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Hangry Man
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I'm just angry that all the shit the pandemic made our society try never stuck. Like holy shit ubi, remote work, food stamps, affordable connectivity... All gone. And everything feels like 2015/16 again.
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Hangry Man
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim will be old enough to drive in 3 years. I can't wait to be going down the highway and hear "Hey, you, you're finally awake!" from the car beside me.
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Hangry Man
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THAT SAID my strongest memories from Boomers and Gen X is them saying "Feel glad you don't have to worry about this" around the turn of the decade from 80s to 90s as it became clear the U.S.S.R. was collapsing. I feel like they were really really wrong on that note these days.
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Hangry Man
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Well the threat of nuclear annihilation was a problem due to the Cold War and holy shit did we get close a few times. And I am old enough to remember Cold War as an Elder Millennial. Remember that shit ended in the 90s not the 70s or 80s like it feels like it did.
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Hangry Man
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1) I agree all nations are built on delusions. No system of government can survive contact with society. 2) A government that refuses to adapt to a changing society is doomed to eventual failure. 3) Those who fuck around always think someone else will find out, until eventually they are wrong.
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Hangry Man
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Yeah, but like Complicated nuanced issues difficult make brain hurt, need more gravy on my biscuits, hahahahaha the orange man made fun of a type of person I don't like. MA WHERES MY DAMN GRAVY... wut you mean he bad, no you stupid, WHERES MY GOT DAMNED GRAVY MA?
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Hangry Man
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The illusion is we can vote 3rd party in national elections and have a 3rd party winner without massive sweeping societal changes, without the breaking up or dissolving of the current 2 major parties, and without new regulations around election coverage and funding.
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Hangry Man
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Cast your votes. #1: HI I think the past 150 years of progress were great, lets stop here! #2: HI I think the past 150 years of progress are horrible, lets undo it all! #3: Hi I think the past 150 years of progress should be followed by another 150 years of progress. Oh...I'm not allowed to run?
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Hangry Man
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Yup, so sick of my only options are This Boomer who will keep the Status Quo that is a bad thing for humanity the same, and This Boomer who is actively thinks the past 150 years of progress were a bad thing for humanity and making shit even worse is actually an improvement. How da hell is it 50/50?
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Hangry Man
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The world I once thought I knew and could judge the heading off has gone off the rails. I have 1,000 more important things I should be doing right now. So I'm gonna sit right here, and make a Rules-Light(ish) High Lethality TTRPG system from scratch about Supernatural & Cosmic Horror themes.
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Hangry Man
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Are you saying the stress of the COVID Pandemic on the medical industry workers that caused many students to drop out, younger workers to change careers, and older workers to retire creating an understaffing problem when we needed staffing the most may have been a good thing in the long run? Damn.
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Hangry Man
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Makes me wonder if they can do a hair transplant thing where they move it from your neck to your cheeks. Kinda feels like something that should exist.
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Hangry Man
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Those are almost impossible to pull off without looking like someone who is about to say "M'lady" then post some incel shit on reddit. Well either that, or that you and 10 of the boys are about to raise a barn in an afternoon while trying not to get really worked over a girl's ankles.
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Like not a cis-het but like I'd consider it because the only beard I can grow that looks decent is kinda ass. Electric Razors & me don't get along, & I have to shave in the shower or I'll look like I just went 5 rounds with Freddy Kruger, so eventually drain gets clogged. Its a hassle.
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Hangry Man
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I dunno, I feel like there's a market for straight guys who REALLY hate shaving every day and wish they didn't grow beards.
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Hangry Man
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Try men's pants. They have pockets and sensible measurements. Waist Circumference by Leg Length. Nobody fucking knows what a Size 5 is in pants. Is that big? small? long legs & tiny waist? short legs and big waist? WTF is that? Nah give me 32x30.
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Hangry Man
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If you're gonna get mauled by a bear, ask yourself. What's more embarrassing, getting mauled by Yogi, or mauled by Boo Boo. If you survive the first one you're a fucking trooper, if you survive the second one you're gonna get dunked on for life for losing to the tiny one.
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I like this one.
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99% chance just an edgelord. I've been seeing shit like this pop up and vanish for the briefest of moments through my whole life. The best you can do is eye roll and ignore it, less you spread word of its existence. Things like this rely on outrage to make sales cause outrage = visibility.
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Hangry Man
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Maybe, or it just made the D more Tenacious!
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I may have my beefs with the military industrial complex, but I also really enjoy not speaking German or Japanese, and getting to see the Cold War end with a wall going down instead of a fireball going up.
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Everyone screams about the immediate impact of these laws, but nobody ever talks about how they jeopardize combat readiness and national security. If Lt. Dan ArmyGuy has to leave the state to get reproductive and sexual healthcare for his spouse and children, the military won't build there.
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Remember like a year or two before the Pandemic if a fella wore flannel and had a beard he was Lumbersexual.
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Hangry Man
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Yes
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🔞 Gayzid
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Remember back in the 2000s when the straights couldn't possibly conceive that men could care about the way that they look and dress and called those outliers "metrosexual"? Pepperidge farm remembers.
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Hangry Man
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Ah yes my time to shine. Identity Theft is a fucking nightmare. People can use the info on your new ID cards to take our lines of credit and shit in your name and next thing you know your credit score is trash before you even got a chance to fuck it up on your own.
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Hangry Man
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I feel called out.
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Yeah but lets be real my cryptid flavour is the 4th Dimensional Crytpid. I'm completely normal where I'm from, but 3rd dimensional creatures are neat, but all they can see is a horrifying 3D shadow due to their limitation. So interaction usually results in a lot of screaming.
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Hangry Man
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Okay can't fully hash out a system of government in 300 characters or less, obviously. And yes we have to tackle capitalism, and come up with a system of government capable of doing this with low corruption risk.
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Okay, lets be realistic here wings and tails would get in the way. Shit I rolled over onto my wing last night woke up with it dead ass asleep and the blanket was tangled in the feathers. I hurt myself trying to get up this morning due to that and knocked everything off the night stand with my tail!
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Physics is amazing for that. You can draw analogies for anything. Small towns are black holes. If you keep going you just slingshot right past them borrow a little of their rotational energy to keep moving and head on your way. BUT if you stop, if you cross that event horizon, if you move there...
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I kinda just wanna reach down grab one of those little 2D genders and introduce them some Up so they can see there is a whole ass dimension they never considered, and how tiny all the petty squabbles over what colour they stood in always were.
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I kinda see gender like that. Its a big 2D plane with a colour gradient running white to black with the whole ass spectrum of light in the middle. our genders are running all over that plane but never see it for they are tiny, our labels trap us like how Gravity keeps us from walking to Mars
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This may be a 2 or 3 skeeter here Remember Carl Sagan describing Flatland? A 2D world full of 2D people and were a 3D person looking down on Flatland from above. We reach our 3rd dimensional hand into the 2D world and grab a 2D creature and expose it to UP a dimension it can't conceive of.
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Yup, I am aware of the overlap. The only reason I do not go farther down this hole is because shapeshifting is impossible. I can't change on a whim. If I tried to keep up with it anyway you'd be using at minimum 4 different sets of pronouns per sentence to address me. No thanks too much hassle.
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We tried being smaller, the more powerful clans assimilated the weaker clans often by violence We tried being big but separate and have almost blown ourselves up how many times now from misunderstandings and power plays? We haven't tried planetary unification yet.
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This is one of the many reasons I support planetary unification under a signal banner and the erasure of borders. Were all on the same planet, part of the same species, and its about time we fuckin' acted like it.
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Also I grew up watching Star Trek and Captain Kirk would fuck anything so like I dunno that likely didn't help or did depending on your perspective.
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Yes. The monster does not follow standard human aesthetic, morals, or ethics. The monster is not one of us. The monster is free from our social bullshit. I do not enjoy most human aesthetics, I do not think like other humans, I feel like an outsider, that monster is hot.
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Well those don't roll off the tongue as well, and I think its funny that Hangry Man is one letter off from a brand of microwave TV dinners. Although cryptid does have a sort of appeal to it, >_> no wait that's just my inner monster-fucker talking.
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