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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 16, 2023 at 13:50 UTC

Least insane British headline

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

Watch: “whats the matter? You’ve hardly touched your 114° asphalt this month!”

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

Its bidens hell we just live in it

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Resets the counter for “days since I’ve had a good reason not to subscribe to the nyt”

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

Why use the oven when you can just put it outside and let it cook 🥵

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

hope you took metro!

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

😐

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

Tbh I’m not sure where they would do this, there isn’t much space left.

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Yes i was looking for clarification if that’s 25 years from the original opening or from today but couldn’t find it.

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

yes a lot of them post around Potomac and Glebe, US1 and Glebe, Mt. Vernon and Glebe, etc. For the most part they usually get cleaned up within 4-6 weeks. I think this might be the longest I’ve seen (altho a few past ARL losers left some around quite a while too).

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

[first day as a waiter] CUSTOMER: can i have a salad and a glass of water ME: sure *folds arms, shifts weight, starts tapping my foot while i occasionally glance at my watch*

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

I feel like council members would lose their seats approving anything that gets rid of costco. So many people are crazy about that store.
www.arlnow.com/2024/07/08/g...

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

Somebody tell pete to collect his trash (Arlington really should fine him for this)

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

clarendon has more walkable food options, but not sure what your preferences are.

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:13 UTC

Yesterdays favorite “local” story, buried on p C4:

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

This better not just be a feed of their shitty stories they tagged as the local section

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

Just came up with bicyclistrideosis so now i have to share it

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Splash pad bc omg having one kid is so much harder than two

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

Thats some racist bullshit

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

went down a rabbit hole of 0.07 bearings and came across somebody saying that’s the margin of error on an average bearing 😂

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:14 UTC

i’m sure somebody would buy it! but i imagine nobody has attempted a rollerball small enough to make that.

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

and the reporter might try to push it as news based on sheer shock value, but in the end the editor might nix it saying that, after the past several years, nobody will be shocked by it anymore!

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

in all fairness it’s blissful to write with a good pen

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

gotta wonder if a fine-tipped pen enthusiast saw it and scoured the internet for the fictious 0.07mm pen (the finest i can find a reference to is 0.3mm)

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Scott @headintheclouds.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

I always assumed she made shit up.

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