John Heizelman

John Heizelman @heizel.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

I got in a car wreck and was totally fine, didn’t even hit my head! Clearly the seatbelt I was wearing is no longer necessary and it should be illegal to require them

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John Heizelman @heizel.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

I gasped in surprise

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John Heizelman @heizel.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social things are looking good for the trip to Athens this year www.nytimes.com/2024/05/01/u...

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John Heizelman @heizel.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

I know this is innocuous, but my eyes popped out of my skull when I saw someone with a 1488 donation to charity bowl

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John Heizelman @heizel.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

Look to the milkshake George, look to the milkshake

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John Heizelman @heizel.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 18, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

Maybe it’s because of how many times I’ve seen it or when I saw it the first time, but Jurassic Park is the most transporting, magical movie. Easy answer but it’s just so good

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John Heizelman @heizel.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 03, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

What they mean: what does *treating black patients* have to do with *healthcare*?

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John Heizelman @heizel.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 29, 2023 at 07:26 UTC

Best out-of-bsky-code-possession fanbase in the prem

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