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imagining being a kid and my parents being like "you can either watch this cg movie about intergenerational trauma that will make us cry or "Fartzo The Cowboy Butt Who Explodes." it would be no contest and yet the marketplace is mostly devoid of Fartzos the children yearn for chaos

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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻'s avatar ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social
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I noticed this week there were zero new movies in theaters to take a kid under 13, good or bad. The only option was Kung Fu Panda 4 which was already a month old. Not good!

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Cool Ronch Doritos's avatar Cool Ronch Doritos @ronthony.bsky.social
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Been letting my 5 year old son watch Jellystone lately and it’s about as close to Fartzo as anything out there now. A breath of fresh air

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brendle's avatar brendle @brendle.bsky.social
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the prequel fartzo: origins was a dark and brooding take on the events that led fartzo to become the cowboy butt and the inner turmoil driving him to explode. 215 minutes. rated r.

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Cate Eland's avatar Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social
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Maybe this is why skibidi toilet has a chokehold on the youth.

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