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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

The Supreme Court effectively abolishes the right to mass protest in three US states

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

lightning struck while we were both peeing into the same fountain and now we have each other's venereal diseases!!!

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

imagining being a kid and my parents being like "you can either watch this cg movie about intergenerational trauma that will make us cry or "Fartzo The Cowboy Butt Who Explodes." it would be no contest and yet the marketplace is mostly devoid of Fartzos the children yearn for chaos

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

"neuralink, I want to imagine im in Mario Kart but with friggin Star Wars guys" *muffled whirring as i stare dead eyed for 5 seconds* "Deep Frank! Hot! Scattered to pinkle! The deep!"

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

sometimes i say "promises made promises kept" after i shit into the the toilet

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

"Dear Diary, Turns out I'm POPULAR!? You are NEVER gonna believe this but today..." -Barabbas

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

looking for robert moses and ronald reagan in hell

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

all my songs are about living the laid-back peninsula lifestyle like "Relax I'm on Peninsula Time" and "Peninsulas Also Have Beaches"

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

im a soldier, im a tinker, im a midnight tailor, i do my spying in the sun

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

tell

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

had an exec told me every pitch they see now is full of AI art

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

swearantee

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

jesus h and SayNoNos are imaginative within the constraints but bad. you deserve better

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

Swear Club for Men GODDAMIT

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

i know some people prefer Jesus H. Bank(Jos a bank) or SayNoNos(Bonobos) but i like the classics (these are bad the premise couldn't expand)

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

i bring a sort of "anyone ever caught using AI should be kicked out of the Guild" vibe to the Guild meetings that the Guild members secretly using AI don't really like

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

when i need to get my swears out in a masculine environment there's no better place to go than the Men's Swearhouse

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

why is ai drawing titty women instead of automatically doing alt text

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

remember when people said buffets and cruises weren't gonna come back like they grew up in France or something

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