Holly Brockwell

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

I mean we have a long history of being led by awful people so I'm not sure we can really throw stones here

0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

There were novelty candidates in loads of constituencies, they generally got about 100 votes each. We are a deeply bonkers country

1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

Yep this is true

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

"Why do you stay up for the election, you could just get the result in the morning" This. This is why.

5 replies 23 reposts 109 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

Tory HQ rn

1 replies 6 reposts 40 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

I'm such a millennial that I just edited a message to remove an accidental full stop at the end in case they thought I was angry

0 replies 0 reposts 43 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

I thought those were smilies

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

With apologies to Julie Andrews

3 replies 9 reposts 35 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

Also, shibboleth is a really cool word with an interesting history

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibbol...

0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

The shibboleth of the Millennial / Gen Z divide is undoubtedly little pictures of faces. Gen Z can keep "emoji" -- "emoticon" forever!

2 replies 0 reposts 8 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

How did moving help?

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

CONSTANTLY

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

Wait so you fixed it? How?!

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

You ever just get like... Too tired to go to bed

5 replies 0 reposts 30 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:46 UTC

If you try this with your cat, please show me the pic 🙏

3 replies 0 reposts 7 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:38 UTC

Pluto, Blep Wizard of the Magical Oven Glove

25 replies 127 reposts 742 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

What is he even doing

14 replies 8 reposts 133 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

Can I just share the description of the plant group I'm in because I did it ages ago & just found it again and I'm a bit proud

3 replies 5 reposts 27 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

PERFECT

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

Smol Paul maths: Heat mat - cover = cool mat! Genius.

2 replies 0 reposts 54 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

"Bloom where you're planted" is a stupid inspirational phrase. Anyone who's ever done any gardening knows plants are pissy little divas and won't bloom if the soil even looks at them wrong

6 replies 16 reposts 115 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

Is there a British version of "nickel and diming" someone? And if not, can we please make one? "Tuppencing and thruppencing"?

9 replies 0 reposts 12 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 08:59 UTC

Don't know why people get so confused between .doc and .docx, it's simple. .doc is the generic and .docx is the British variant x

1 replies 1 reposts 13 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

WAIT THIS KITTEN LOOKS FAMILIAR

4 replies 4 reposts 49 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Please welcome to the world Poo, Wee and Shart. (Not really)

2 replies 0 reposts 40 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

Better 🤦🏻‍♀️

2 replies 0 reposts 55 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:05 UTC

1. The nice, soft kittening box I prepared for Kit 2. The actual litter tray in which she decided to have her babies 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

9 replies 11 reposts 98 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

"wait wait wait wait ...am i a cat?"

10 replies 28 reposts 261 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

"Screw your smol sofa, I am Larj Paul!"

5 replies 1 reposts 88 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

Duolingo but for learning people's numbers in case you lose your phone

2 replies 2 reposts 25 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

I bet the only people who've thought about the Bread Crate Challenge today are me, and people who are still injured from the Bread Crate Challenge

0 replies 0 reposts 7 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

Why is 'cabbage' a boring vegetable and not the act of getting an uber

4 replies 5 reposts 40 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

I don't think Kit was impressed with her kittening box so I've made her a new one. She constantly looks surprised about the situation 😅

5 replies 1 reposts 59 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

Update on Kit Moss, our pregnant stray: we think the kittens are imminent and may well come this weekend. Mum and her tiny head are doing really well ❤️

4 replies 5 reposts 129 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 09:07 UTC

This is cool: Camp VC, a women-only weekend for "opening up activities and opportunities traditionally dominated by men," inc motorsports, welding, DIY, skating, archery, axe throwing etc

www.campvc.co.uk

0 replies 2 reposts 22 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 09:06 UTC

My babies are all very much chipped :)

0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

If anyone was wondering how Smol Paul's day is going, the answer is he's very busy and important

2 replies 11 reposts 142 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

I like my computers like I like my mascara: not Mac

0 replies 0 reposts 36 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 19:33 UTC

My new favourite insult: "you look like you have a plastic lawn"

5 replies 24 reposts 109 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

He's what's called a janus cat - very rare mutation where the face starts to duplicate itself

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

He's laying on my copy of Happy News but he is the happiest news

3 replies 5 reposts 107 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

Wow, Gen Z even killed ghosts

5 replies 12 reposts 58 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

Getting photobombed himself, for once! #smolpaul

0 replies 10 reposts 285 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

The vet thinks she's more than halfway along so kittens within the next month or so. Here we go again, #Kittenwatch!

1 replies 0 reposts 41 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

She has a strange little bunny tail full of bones, the vet thinks probably a birth defect rather than an injury, but it might well be the reason her breeder abandoned her. One of his colleagues at work went to rescue her from the woods after he mentioned what he'd done 💔

5 replies 1 reposts 59 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

This little lady came to me at the weekend after her owner abandoned her in the woods. Took her to the vets yesterday... she's pregnant. Looks like only two babies from the ultrasound, but she's about as thrilled as I am :/

10 replies 7 reposts 146 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

*dark mutterings*

3 replies 8 reposts 97 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

"Can't beleev they called me smol. Am hooj 😾"

2 replies 5 reposts 86 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

The first picture I ever saw of Paul. Definitely no signs of dwarfism / Paulism here 😂🤣😂 My little derp ❤️

5 replies 3 reposts 96 likes

Holly Brockwell @hollybrocks.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

Took Smol Paul in for his vaccine booster and the vet said he "shows signs of dwarfism"!!! He is, in fact, *medically smol*

14 replies 18 reposts 358 likes