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Stefan and I were JUST talking about this the other day. It blows my mind that people got into a tin can steered by an Xbox controller where you had to pee in a bucket behind a curtain and sign a form that said death was a real possibility and paid A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS FOR IT.

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I have reached the “so tired I’m shivering even though it is a perfectly acceptable temperature” part of the evening

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Thanks for the signal boost here and on Twitter. And super thanks to @samuraiko.bsky.social for coming through in pinch. ❤️❤️❤️

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If you’ve followed the saga of this business trip, you know how god awful it’s been every step of the way. But I did make friends with my last seatmate and a guy in the MSP airport, so at least I had people to commiserate with.

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Is anyone awake who can float me $50 until I can borrow money from my sister tomorrow? The room, Lyft ride here, and charge for incidentals overdrafted me and I’d like to avoid a fee.

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Lord help me, I am still being nice. That’s the thing about truly realizing at some point you don’t want to carry on the cycle of abuse. Sometimes, you overcorrect.

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lol trying to suck up to you.

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@superherocrimson.bsky.social what are you doing tomorrow? Because I’m gonna be stranded in MSP for the day.

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It turns out that as terrible as this day is, it still doesn’t crack the top 10 of worst days of my life.

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I have been on the plane for almost an hour. We MIGHT take off in an hour. Last we heard, our destination in closed for security reasons anyway. If they do not delay my flight or hold the plane for me, I will definitely be stuck in MSP. I. FUCKING. HATE. THIS.

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Sounds like a Greg if I ever heard one

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This post isn’t going to be appreciated as much as it should be.

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For $50 a month, I’ll have AI ghostwrite your posts. They’ll all say shit like, “While some people believe ghosts exist, there is no consensus. However, ghosts have been captured on film before in documentaries like Ghostbusters and Casper the Ghost. I'm ghost, iller than most.”

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for $100 a month i'll ghostwrite your posts. theyll all say shit like "oooOOooOoOOooOo"

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Also, can someone please tell airlines they are boarding people backwards? FILL IT BACK TO FRONT. First of all, no one paying more money wants to just sit there while people knock into them. And second, it’d be WAAAAAAY more efficient.

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Oh and on this complete comedy of errors of a trip, when I was in the shower this morning, the pump on the condition broke so I had to awkwardly press it, let it flow out of what was left of the pump and the try to scoop it with my hands.

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Gate Agent Mumbles made an announcement that literally no one understood. The woman next to me went to ask and it’s just essentially that we’re delayed 10 minutes, which we already knew. His second announcement we could SEE him talking, but all we could hear was an announcement from another gate. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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In other news, the biggest reason I can’t wait to get home is my lung has hurt pretty much this whole trip and is just another reason I want to d*e.

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been poured in it) and put in a ton of ice, but ALSO made sure it was filled to the top with pink drink! Thanked her as she walked away, so I asked the guy at the register to break a $10 for me so I could drop several dollars as a tip. That might be the best service I have received all trip.

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the one next to my gate, but it was the smaller one, and thus, no straws. So I headed back upstairs to ask for one (showing that I did, in fact, order a drink today) and ask for more ice. I expected her to just give me a cup of it, but no, she took MY CUP (which was clean before the pink drink had

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I got a venti pink drink at Starbucks, mostly because it’s rainbow straw day. I figured I would just pour it in my cup. The ONE TIME I don’t want light ice, it’s light on ice. There are also two Starbucks locations in essentially the same place but on different floors of the terminal. I ordered from

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This Lyft smells like Irish Spring. And, I guess there are worse smells. BUT WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DUDE? And of all songs to be playing? Genie in a Bottle. 🤯

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How very typical that I find myself in a situation where I'm not allowed feelings.

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C:\Universe\Users> C:\Universe\Users> cd HollyChristine C:\Universe\Users\HollyChristine> *.memories Are you sure (Y/N)? Y

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Not that it would make anything better, but it would be a release. Guess it’s going to be public crying in the airport.

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My anxiety is through the roof and there’s not much I can do about it. I’m afraid even half a clonazepam would be too much and I really just want a private place to go cry.

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To those of you who worry about me, I have made it about halfway through my breakfast/lunch. Though I combined parts of them so I’m still only eating less than one meal total. I might try to grab a smoothie or something in Minneapolis on the way home.

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I like how they put an arrow toward the date like the fact that it’s a metal box isn’t already a tip off.

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It’s a really good think I’m flying home tonight because I have lost my appetite again. I have been trying to eat breakfast for 5 hours. I put in a lunch order with everyone else, but I genuinely don’t think I’ll eat that either. I only ate half of yesterday’s lunch (and dinner obviously)

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I’m saving this for later because I’m making it the hot dog costume thread when I get home. Turns out I don’t have the photo on my phone 😭

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Am I just too trusting or have the last 3.5 years been a lie?

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questionable because that’s just a label any owner can use. No tasking or training involved. You have no idea if you can trust that dog or not.

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That said, you shouldn’t TRUST a police dog because they are trained to be bad (violent/dangerous) but it’s not their fault. Security dogs that are snitches are safer to trust. Dogs for the blind and other dogs supporting people with disabilities are totally safe. Emotional support pets are

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PS - ACAB except working dogs, who are slaves. They don’t sign up for it, are often abused, and frequently have to be euthanized at the end of their career because they are considered unsafe pets due to their“training.” HOWEVER, Chase from Paw Patrol does count, because that fucker made a choice.

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I got to meet one of the security doggos today and he was a VERY good doggo. Why? Because he really likes tocino and lumpia. 🥰 Pupper after my own heart. Circled my suitcase and didn’t indicate (of course) but licked his chops and popped up when he smelled the leftovers for breakfast in my hand.

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I have had to test so many AWS QR codes in the last few days that every ad on my phone for the rest of time is going to be for AWS

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There’s nothing that soothes quite like the sweet sour flavor of Filipino food.

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Fuck it. I got stuff that will still be suitable for breakfast tomorrow because today’s breakfast was so awful. The only protein if you were gluten intolerant? Hard boiled eggs.

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Here I am, laying on the bed in my hotel room browsing DoorDash trying to figure out what to get for dinner and I can’t ask the one person I would normally ask, not just because it’s the usual but also because they would have the best opinion. Fuck everything.

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