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i googled "big boobs anal creampie gangbang compilation" and all that came up was porn π«€
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i googled "big boobs anal creampie gangbang compilation" and all that came up was porn π«€
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i am going to name my son "brothers" after the doobie brothers
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i can always count on you during hard financial times πππ
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there is SO much money to be made from swearing at me.. its insanely lucrative
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what are everyones 4th of july resolutions???
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goblin! it's nilbog spelled backwards!
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if you love balls, youve got to try pinball π
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i dont mess around i dont play kissing my wife nearly every day
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i would be willing to rescue 500 ancient warriors from the lair of the demons just to be with my beautiful wife for one hour
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the only video game series i will play is mega man because i am a very seriously hardcore alpha male
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my wife reminds me of a urinal (because of how sexy she is)
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it sucks how awesome it is to rock
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oh lord he comin π
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bro i messed my clit up big time squatting below parallel bro
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gosh i really feel like a sex worker after i receive money or goods in exchange for consensual sexual services or erotic performances π
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i was watching the latest comedy special and my tummy hurts because i cant stop crapping!
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i love doing Lung play in the bedroom π€€
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floss should be much much much much much heavier than it is
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i really want to have sex with someone who will eventually die. immortals just arent doing it for me anymore π
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like minds like a "like"
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Fuuuuuuuuuck that Crap πͺ
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elvis died with 35lb of dried semen in his cock
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if god didnt want us to eat chicken bones, He wouldn't have made them so tasty and chewy and easy to digest
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sorry babe, if you repeatedly sexually jack off my cock, i might end up getting an erection. just didnt want you to be caught off guard or weirded out or anything πππ
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it is impossible to swear at my family. it simply cant be done
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i love to suck on my wife's slimy weezer π ππ€€
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he looks good, but i feel like he probably goes to the gym. like it would be really hard to have that physique without doing a lot of training,, just my 2 cents
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i can easily name all 4 Beatle's from memory: 1. rango 2. TombLover 3. sprinky 4. bronco Bill
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i've been doing a great deal of research,, and i'm starting to believe that really bad things are not actually all that good
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when life is awesome you get to be very very very very very very very very very very Happey
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Oh Lord He Is Cumming
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it doesnt matter who you are, the place you're from, the language you speakβeveryone Loves when a toilet wont flush
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nude men are wonderful nude lovers
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taking a great big shit to fix my wedgie hands-free π
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you will often find my balls hanging out with my penis
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oh baby im gonna get in your pants and unpack your privates just like a rar file
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nice huge boner, you dweeb
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saluting are troops of love on this special day π
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my pussy is the only thing that has more commercials than the super bowl
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things do not go well for him π
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if my wife was injured and trapped in a flaming car wreck, screaming for her life and i had to run to help her OR run to eat Bacon..... lets just say my wife would definitely not make it out of that one alive lmao π
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my favorite thing to watch on pornhub is tornados destroying american flags
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i believe that woman should be allowed to write the bible
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everyone emails some times it is healthy
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cranking my piss part until something other than piss squirts out hahaha π
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Mary Christmas to my millions of fans worldwide
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my freakin balls got stuck on the bus again,, it is way too hard to be a man in this world
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one of the stupidest experiences i've ever had on stream has been edited and is now posted for your viewing enjoyment πππ
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