Hurb Cherpley

Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

It’s summer, so watermelon is the only answer

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

It’s an age that none of my grandparents got to see.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

He’s playing the Game of Thrones well in the same way Littlefinger did, where everyone cheers when he bites it.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

It rules that in lieu of a robust consumer protection regime, we get this instead.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Thanks, I hate it

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

You bet your ass she is. She got super pissy at Defund the Police in 2020 because she won re-election by three points instead of five. Real ghoul shit.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Abigail Spanberger! Did he throw a dart at a "centrist ghouls with regional cachet" board?

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

The worst part about this is fucking Abigail Spanberger. She sucks! I already don't want to vote for her for governor!

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

There's a reason people cared when Rob and Fab got exposed. The song is good!

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

It's a great performance, but that factoid is some real "most points scored by a Caitlin on a Tuesday while the moon was waning gibbous in a leap year" shit.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Alright, yeah, it was phased out for Youtube Premium, which *is* better than Youtube Red, which was the "pay to watch exclusive Smosh videos" service.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

He has luscious, perfect hair, but he *really* wants people to think his hair sucks.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:14 UTC

If I'm remembering correctly, they were trying to incentivize people into signing up for Youtube Red, back when that was a thing. I'd rather eat my fingers.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

Google Music was the best streaming service out there for basically the entirety of its life. It's a shame Google sacrificed it for the YouTube brand.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Didn't the UK do the "Verified ID for internet porn" thing years before Utah brought it here?

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Maybe we'll finally get The Postman 2 after he comes crawling back to Yellowstone.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:16 UTC

To be fair, I'd vote for Gore before, like, half of the other names on there.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

It really shows how off the rails the whole conservative movement has gotten that the damned thing was written by The Heritage Foundation instead of, like, the Dimes Square Tradcath Conclave.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

The obvious solution here is to spend the next three months arguing over whether he shit his pants or if he just always smells like that.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Inspired: Making a big month-long to-do about wanting to replace the dead horse and how the dead horse sucks and can't do shit and then ultimately keeping the dead horse on the ticket

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

Better presidents than him have died in office anyway

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

B-b-but I was told that they’re the new workers’ party!

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

My firmly held belief is that Brandon Routh deserved a second bite at that apple, and I was at least partially vindicated by his role in Crisis on Infinite Earths.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

Superman Returns’s bad rap is pretty undeserved, imo

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

They sure seem dead-set on doing exactly that

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

The last thing wreckers see after they suggest that maybe the economy isn’t that great.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

That power much exactly how I feel about her, too. She’s perfect as a nine-year-old smartass. Not so much as a dipshit vampire or George Carlin’s daughter.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

Trump’s gonna pull the GOP’s stance on abortion out from behind our ears after the election.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

It'd be cool if it was a suicide note, but I bet it would still be miserable to read.

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

More like James Inhell, imo

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Hurb Cherpley @hurbcherpley.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Wait, New York City doesn't use garbage cans? And we give them outsized control of culture and finance?

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