daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 's avatar

daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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the first rule of godzilla's dick is

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unoservix's avatar unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social
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fifth rule: one dick at a time, fellas

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The Babe with the Power πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡²πŸ‡½'s avatar The Babe with the Power πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡²πŸ‡½ @babewiththepower.bsky.social
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Not Godzilla, but reminds me of this King Kong comic I saw a few months ago. πŸ˜†

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jeff boyardee's avatar jeff boyardee @skeet.best
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the second rule of godzilla's dick is NOBODY TALKS ABOUT GODZILLA'S DICK

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tlytaoq, forgetter of stuffs's avatar tlytaoq, forgetter of stuffs @tlytaoq.bsky.social
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i mean that's how you summon a godszilla

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Frederik Vanhoutte - Winterbloed's avatar Frederik Vanhoutte - Winterbloed @wblut.bsky.social
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Is GZ a lizard? Because if so, the second rule of Godzilla's second hemidick is

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Anguirus's avatar Anguirus @anguirus.bsky.social
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unbeknownst to many, Godzilla's species does not have a tail.

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Erik_Nilsson's avatar Erik_Nilsson @x1237valr.bsky.social
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