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looking forward to the global rollout
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I am going to be normal this time
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looking forward to the global rollout
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video games were a mistake
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[watching a veterinarian go into the white house for Major's regular checkup] incredible, the president is a dog
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tryna get my
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I like to shit into the toilet
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funkadelic is good too
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we all make out own restraint chairs, in our minds
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it's always very funny when people think the best person to ask how to cook something nowadays is the guy who grew it. Might as well ask the tractor
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it was the prime minister
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not me
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we both got what we wanted, he should've been happy! alas,
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one guy was all "I will block anyone who criticises me and my friends for having a good time on here" and I said "please block me so I don't have to look at this shit ever again" and he had a pissy little meltdown about it
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maybe that was before my time but it was (and still is) the most sure-fire way to evade people's timeline settings to ignore replies, which people do for this exact reason
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when I'm feeling especially cynical I think "just retweet the fucken post if you're that proud of it, you're not fooling anybody"
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when everyone decided to leave the old platforms behind they meant any kind of formatting etiquette, mostly
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also their generations are a lot shorter so even within the same span of time they've got us beat on number of iterations alone
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"we need a sarcasm font" -ass approach to community moderation
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for the small slice of the venn diagram between "online enough to care about this" and "not online enough to tell from looking at their posts"
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egg & bacon
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one moment,
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y'all got any uh that cheeder cheese
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honestly the only reason to use it is if you need a full kitchen
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"I've got five Australians on Snapchat who all hate it" oh well I guess it's unanimous then
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Had a guest say to me "ugh, Vegemite. Not even Australians like that." As I, an Australian, was smearing Vegemite on a crumpet.
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hell yeah dude
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hahaha oh no
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when you're right, you're right
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probably too busy watching Falling Down again
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A quick googling says you guys had it from 2015-2020
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follow me for more relatable content on bluesky dot com
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๐ โโ๏ธstarter pack ๐โโ๏ธ halal snack pack
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hmm
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They'll still serve you a quarter pounder at 7am though, which is what all of us hogs really wanted tbh
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Did anyone notice that maccas stopped doing all day breakfasts. I didn't hear anyone complain about that which means you all implicitly agree with me that maccas breakfast is garbage.
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he posted exactly like the kind of guy you would dogpile on if he replied to your favourite thirst follow
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he was a B-tier poster at best, it was only significant because he was also the president
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if I put a copy of Microsoft office on the internet that means it's free now
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If that's gatekeeping to this guy then I hope it worked
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yeah, time to get a new account
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they've spent too much time reading NYT crossword clues and it's skewed their sense of humour something bad
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it's a good post
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You're funny.
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from the way you consume coffee you might not be the target demographic for the concept of flavours in general
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