👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃

👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

my aesthetic type when it comes to men (derogatory) is so difficult for my life bc they could easily go either way on the political spectrum and i have to make sure to have hard conversations right off the bat

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:42 UTC

craving the dopamine hit that arises from people getting to see me naked online, but a lotta y'all sex pest MFers are really ruining it

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

i'm sorry did you say ham salad 🤢

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

i now have 3 extra things of mayo bc i can never remember if i need it and keep buying it at the store. normal brain

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

yeah I can't remember if they announced it or not (probably but I honestly don't pay attention). I found it bc I'm always pressing buttons when I find new ones lol

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:37 UTC

hahaha you're very welcome!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

it's been around for at least a few months, i think, whenever they did a lot of the moderation changes

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

click that little shield with the exclamation point in it in the top right corner

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:29 UTC

yes it does?

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

I'm not sure what you mean, the site hides adult content if you select that in your settings?

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

i love drugs (and also have 3 tabs or so)

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

a timeline of hog

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

👋

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

we just want it on main!!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 11:33 UTC

legit all dudes have to do is not be a sex pest. that's it. the bar is in hell & y'all MFers keep tap dancing all over it

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

suns out guns out

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

it's so hard to remember to try and keep them alive lol. but yeah, having to mow and stuff def helps

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 26, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

every year I plant some things outside and then completely forget about them. if/when it comes back the next year i am always surprised and don't ever recall what it is. and I'm just fine living like this apparently

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

I've gotten no dms yet, i do not try hard enough

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

please i don't understand why we've been turning bikini tops upside down for the past few years. who decided this. it's like when a painting isn't level, i just want to fix it

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

i am currently bruised by each one of my loves & i've never been happier 😈

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

nvm i forgot my apps never want to update on their own

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

i do not see dms?

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

go to the gym, drink less, remember to eat. oh, and, do a lotta fuckin drugs. that's my advice, kids

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

waking up in a good mood more often than not is the kind of mental contendedness i used to only dream about. fucking wild getting to experience it. the world is a fuckin dumpster fire but my ass put in the work to get this mental stability on point 🙏

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

happy mothers dayyyyyy

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

🥺🥺🥺

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 23:07 UTC

it's still long! (well, not on the sides lol) but I had it up today and it was doing some real fun things. it's good to know i could pull off cutting it all off!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

looking gay af today

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

i'm mad that it's what got me to wash my goddamn face before bed last night

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

manifesting

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 12:48 UTC

i made a sticker chart & i'm happy/annoyed to announce it's already working

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

mmhmm, i asked clarifying questions like "what's wrong with you" but the answers are elusive

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

thank you! i felt like it was in my best interest

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

someone who claims to love me suggested that instead of using poison i instead deal with this wasp building a nest on my house by "cutting it in half with scissors" and folks, i shan't be doing that. i have bought the wasp spray

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

many, many of us would care

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

🥲

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

sometimes i catch myself in a flex in the mirror & i understand what narcissus had to deal with

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

I was talking about that the other day with people, on whether they got hungry at seeing food commercials/pictures, and I really don't. my body does not wish to do anything to help keep me alive lol

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 20:39 UTC

for anyone who is bad at eating/being hungry, is there anything that helps you? (I work out 4 days a week and smoking weed doesn't help, but other suggestions welcome!!)

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

thank you!!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

thank you!!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

thank you!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

thank you!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

thank you!!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

thank you!

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

thank you!!! 🥰

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

thank youuuu 🥰

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

i laughed out loud at that 😂

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👻𝒾 𝒸𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓈🎃 @iamahouseplant.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

say "happy (one day late) birthday, ali" to me in my birthday suit

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