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TROLL HUNTER (TROLLJEGEREN).
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Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
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TROLL HUNTER (TROLLJEGEREN).
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I read that as "coroner" and TBH I think I've decided I like it better that way.
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No no mail them to me so I can give them to Jesus...
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Never stopped... 😸🎃
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Do they think that's the plural of dimension?
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"o God, you can see her, too?"
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Frenchbrother
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Shrekquiem for a Dream
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … The Shrekfast Club
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And not a single brain cell, so... an ideal politician!
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There is no such idiom. That's all from that syphilitic bastard's rotten brain. The headline should have been SOCIOPATHIC EX-"PRESIDENT" LIKES CHOKING DOGS
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Here's my Mr. Cat (not his real name, but that's what I usually call him. For obvious reasons). He seems very Presidential, though in picture 2 he seems to have misunderstood the term "fireside chat". Or maybe understood it too well.
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🇲🇾 (🤪)
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"Nose"? Well... *that's* being charitable.
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Wait... was Popeye the Sailor Man a candidate?!
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They can have my porn when they pry it from my warm, moist, clammy, sticky ha... wait, eww. Let me rephrase that: Molon Labia.
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How nice to see that after a few tens of thousands of dollars more, your Cybertruck can remind you that you COULD have had a Pontiac Aztek.
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Dog-earing this page
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He's going to be the first candidate to be trounced at the polls by a sandwich.
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Came here to say this. Even though I myself am bald as a baby's butt.
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The living AI goo is more charismatic.
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As someone who's cursed with a Mini, I have to agree...
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🤔 Any foodstuff that has the words "finger butt" buried in its description is probably not for me. Well... Not to *eat*, anyway.
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Whole seasons of the latter-day Doctor Who series had me throwing things at the screen over this.
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One of my pet hates is when the Good Guy, having been a Bad Guy up to now but having Seen The Error Of His Ways, shoots his way through dozens of his former colleagues on his way to the Big Bad without the slightest hesitation.
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Nice to see the justices who cried for legislators to save them when members of the public stood outside their homes in protest are so eager to help the people who brought real violence and death to the Capitol.
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So how exactly do you jail a President, when the President is theoretically immune to any kind of oversight or prosecution? Just kidding! I know that protection only extends to Republican Presidents. Ha ha ha it is to laugh.
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"It's bigger on the inside" has never worked for me as a pickup line.
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Weren't we supposed to root for the shark? It's kind-of my default position.
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When money is involved, incompetence is learned behavior.
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He still had a nanny in his 40s? Oh. Wait. Now I see. Or... or maybe I don't. 😬 Who knows any more?!
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Hi, Taco! This is, uh, one of about a billion bunnies in our neighborhood, shown in a rare moment of not devouring our zinnias. I almost tripped over this one while I was leaving my house.
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I have no idea, but if the chipmunk has immunity for official acts then I would have to say: probably.
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So apparently I woke up screaming last night and have no recollection of it. Yeah, it fits.
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Here we go again... I do try to keep The Guys in, but one of my cats is much smarter than I am, and she INSISTS on bringing her larger prey back for *me* to hunt. This chipmunk's leg is hurt, so I'm taking it off to the wildlife hospital. Time for another guilt donation...
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William Howard Taft Got stuck when he baft. (OK, it's not true, but it makes a decent mnemonic.)
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Puffins mate for life. How could I?
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I'd be watchful for the Mysterians instead. They had a better design sense with sheet metal:
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CAN CAN!!
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Remember if you're in a mess
The Universe is meaningless
And if you find you're growing worse
You're very like the Universe!
So if you find you're in a rut,
Your life is pain, and nothing but,
Don't worry, for the latest word
Is Death is even more absurd!
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmm8...
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Their fiery dissent will be noted, and ignored.
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I'll be better tomorrow. Promise. Let me know when Tomorrow comes. It's been 57 years and I haven't found it yet.
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I'll wrap my lips around a lot of food other people find off-putting, but I think hákarl might join fried tarantulas and balut on the list of things I will politely decline. In this case, not so much for the flavor as the fact I like Greenland sharks. ❤️🦈
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True story: I took care of my Mom as she entered her final illness, and one of the few chances I got to get out of the house for a while was to go to a local library book sale. I didn't want to buy much, but I thought: I wouldn't say no to, say... an Icelandic dictionary, lol. Guess what I found?
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Trouble is, you can learn all the declensions, and sort-of guess how they're constructed, but then you go to use them... And you realize the accusative is used most places you'd expect the dative, or the nominative is where the genitive should be, or... grrr.
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There's an Ultraman robot named King Joe... He's pretty neat.
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The Court could've waited 3 more days and ended the country on its birthday. That at least would've been pleasantly symmetrical. As it is, my OCD cannot cope.
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Now we know that "Originalist" doesn't mean according to the intentions of Madison, Hamilton, and Jay. "Originalist" means according to King George III. Good to finally get that cleared up.
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Yes but SQUARE POOP
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ROBERTS: "Trump has always been president. And we have always been at war with Eastasia." BARRETT: "As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever sh--" ALITO: "Hush, woman! This is man's work. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in Trumpulo Trumpulorum..." ALL TOGETHER: "Amen."
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