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my great-grandfather burned down a motel he managed using a blowtorch to try to kill bedbugs.
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I'm a good egg, but my thoughts are still sometimes scrambled.
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my great-grandfather burned down a motel he managed using a blowtorch to try to kill bedbugs.
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@jbouie.bsky.social @kevinmkruse.bsky.social is there any precedent for -- or anything in today's ruling that opens up the possibility of -- biden stripping roberts of the chief justice title?
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so old i remember the history channel employing historians who appeared on air to intro movie or doc, during breaks to discuss, and after to talk about historical veracity. alas, also remember when they based an entire series on mistaking a pic of moe howard for hitler. @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
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maybe it just has big dreams
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wife just returned from conference in portland, or. sick, but testing negative. email went out today from conference organizers that many others have tested positive since getting home. mandatory conferences should be re-labeled as covid parties.
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Someone came to my website today from the Excite search engine. I salute you, time traveler from 1996.
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Tried to conjure Slender Man to ask him for some diet tips.
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from now on every time someone posts pic of a weird nook in their house and asks, "what would you do with this space," i'm going to reply: soft-serve ice cream bar. because that is what ever weird house nook should be. even many crannies!
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Rash of Stabbings
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go through anything similar. but if i do, i'll remember squeegee's example. right down to asking for belly scritches. but i told him if he dies young anyway after all this, he owes us $5,000.
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a fun, funny, happy cat -- he really loves his life. would be a terrible shame if he only got four years of it. he's been remarkable in recovery, acting as if nothing even happened. even flopping over and asking for belly scritches. hopefully i'll never ...
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one of our cats just had his second surgery in a month for cancer and now looks like frankenstein's monster with a 6-inch jagged nasty scar. we struggled with whether or not to put him through this after the biopsy came back positive. but he's such ...
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Circa 2001 I was part of a 3-person office that decided to switch to a 4-day work week. Two weeks later, we realized we hated it and switched back. Sometimes think I was part of the only office in history to say, "Please, please let us go back to a 5-day work week!"
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i'm too sexy for my brown shirt too sexy for my brown shirt
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Lance White > Thomas Magnum
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don't turn your back on bill
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I am no longer going to say I was born. I am going to say, "I was launched to great fanfare..."
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niblets is very, very funny
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same qualities i bring to my marriage
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swift/kelce was the Glorious Revolution. or maybe just the rump parliament
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A thing I just said to my wife: "I don't know how to tie knots so you'll have to do it."
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"I Ain't Gonna Stand for It" is the most underrated Stevie Wonder song.
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he did it all for the nookie
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he did it all for the nookie
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never trust a fungus
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yep! and i am 98% donut stick myself after a lifetime of donut sticking. but the tastykake blueberry dipp'n sticks > original donut sticks.
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love their new dipp'n sticks but they are still hard to find my neck of the woods
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that's nuts
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the nyt has so internalized the 70-year "liberal media bias" campaign that it takes critiques by liberals as proof it is doing things right.
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we're going to have to retire the phrase "unseasonably warm" soon
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may i mumble dogface to the banana patch?
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pubic use! it's right there in the 69th amendment!
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Bigfoot is still pro-democracy, rest assured
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I am taking "Annoying, But Not Disingenuous" for the title of my autobiography. Thank you.
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Win a day of measles with RFK Jr.!
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over at the other place, for several years i was replying to you with vest jokes and finally you were like, i don't even wear vests. i had misunderstood something you once tweeted. so i hold out hope you get into vests.
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neither of those things. in my waspy with a touch of catholic texas upgringing, cottage cheese was always in the fridge.
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that immigration (legal/otherwise) rises and falls with U.S. job market is something that 99% of people do not know
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but most gents ARE inexcusably vulgar
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how many baggies a day does that require
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garvey being exposed as awful has been a theme from my Big Red Machine childhood on
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tackle: fake interception: DOD psyop
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bra section of sears catalog the real mvp
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i apologize in advance for being pedantic, but ... "It was not the first interracial kiss on TV, it was not even the first interracial kiss on US TV and it was not even the first interracial kiss between humans on Star Trek." fakehistoryhunter.net/2019/09/11/n...
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The Neptune Society ("get cremated, you'll love it!") has been sending me so much mail lately I'm starting to wonder if they know something I don't.
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could be smoky beefs around any corner!
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sorry max, but that's impossible! happy new year!
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Mean Girls remake except it's Meme Girls
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