Mike Palmer

natasha allegri @natazilla.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 12:00 UTC

“oh god don’t leave me please no i’m so sorry i’ll change i’m sick don’t leave me alone with myself please please please god no no NOOOOOOOOO”

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

The only thing that could have improved that is if he ended with " please clap "

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 08:31 UTC

I didn't eat at a local restaurant, but here's a photo of my friends preparing vegetables for cooking a couple weeks ago in Philippines. Cooking is a social event that ties these families together every day. I think Tony understood that, and loved it.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

Here's mine. My doctor says, "I'm still amazed you're walking around alive." I didn't even get a chance to tell her my Abby Normal joke.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:16 UTC

Because you stole my dipping sauce and I'm coming after you?

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Can't wait for Stephanie Ruhle to ask unrelated pundits how it makes them feel.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Next to puce, anodyne is my favorite color!

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

Imagine that same script, read by Alex Jones 😉

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

I don't know, but I really want to know what a fucking bike is, and how said fucking actually takes place on this "fucking bike."

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 05:02 UTC

I recently purchased a box? tube? sleeve? of Pringles. I, seriously, cannot tell you what Pringles actually are.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 22:34 UTC

Please select all the boxes containing things you thought were mythical.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

Wasn't there a song about Honest Donald? I'm pretty sure it started like this: Honest Donald stole a farm, E I E I O...

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 21:14 UTC

How is the internet any worse than other bad information? Print, TV, and radio feature lots of bad information, coming from real people. Epistemology isn't about making disinformation illegal, it's about recognizing and differentiating good and bad information.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

Try bookfinder.com for used sets of the last printed copies. They aren't expensive, even with shipping.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

It will be okay as long as you bring some bibimbap to share with the judge.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

My dad loved it, and always believe Lawrence when he said his audience was getting larger every year.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 04:55 UTC

Imagine how much cheaper it would be to just buy a Disney Frozen wrap

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

Wasn't it bleach? I heard Bleachbit turned all those ones and zeros white, so you couldn't tell if they were the murder-criminal bits!

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

Just in case you haven't... Heywood Banks wrote a song about Him, and it's wonderful. Sadly, BBJ perished in a fire, but lives forever on YouTube, amen.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mf2...

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

You live in the right part of the country... did you ever hear about Big Butter Jesus?

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Rikki, if you lose that number Just authenticate again Use it and you'll feel better When you get home

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 06:11 UTC

You misspelled linocat.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 08:58 UTC

Sometimes "batshit" isn't strong enough

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 08:51 UTC

But I'm absolutely sure you couldn't waterboard this information out of Dick Cheney, George Bush, Doug Feith, Mitt "Triple Guantanamo" Romney, John "King W" Woo, Don "Dead" Rumsfeld, Colin "WMDs in trucks" Powell, George "Slam Dunk" Tenet...

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 07:34 UTC

"My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof"

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 07:25 UTC

I voted for the Punching People In The Face party so everyone else would be punched in the face!

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 06:03 UTC

I always tell people, "I might look stupid, but I'm a lot dumber than I look."

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Failing, bankrupt far-left lunatics used to be such an exclusive club.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 01:59 UTC

Unless maybe there's not a problem.
jabberwocking.com/car-sale
and this too
jabberwocking.com/raw-data-veh...

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

A boundary which, I suspect, he would have argued vociferously did not exist.

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

What if there was a public camp nudesaign to send Clarence Thomas lots of small "gifts?" Nothing too big, maybe $10 or so. At what point would he have to start reporting them?

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

Depends on the parody account, doesn't it?

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

This is how it ends, isn't it?

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

Whoa! When you put it that way it makes so much sense!

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

Genius!

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

This just in: Congressional Republicans announce H5N2 was funded by Democrats, Obama, and Fauci in secret Mexican Muslim fentanyl labs to destroy the US and Donald Trump. Watch NewsFax (Right Time Right Now!) for 24/7 coverage of the apocalypse!

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Here are six emergency zeroes: 000000. If you borrow $1, like maybe only pay $499 for waxing your Benz, you can put them together like this: Income, totally legit $1000000

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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 07:59 UTC

Oh hey, me too.

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