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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 09:43 UTC

For me it'll be '90s alternative rock ghost tracks.

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

I'd post a screenshot but you might get upset with me...

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

What about New York Times, WaPo and Cable News Network?

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

Next project. Great idea!

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

German infrastructure hits differently as the kids say

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:37 UTC

Yer shoelace was offside and then you touched the ball with your thumbnail so penalty #germany

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

You don't need to understand Dutch to know what's going on.

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

No, it's just for shits and giggles, nothing more.

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

You really want to get into this?

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:12 UTC

But what's the real cost?

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

Dammit too late!

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

Use a clothes pin you nonce

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[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

LOL

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[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:24 UTC

I would jump out of bed for these tasty carcinogens

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[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

How can he still be Neuer?

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

Using the computer to make art: 1. Email an artist 2. Offer them a fair wage 3. Voila

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[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

Kilometres or kilometers?

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[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

A wiser being than me once sang: "Ram it up your poop shoot"

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[ View ] May 30, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

Too bad CO2 emissions are still going up

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[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

So someone moved to Detroit?

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[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 11:09 UTC

How the hell does this even work

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[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 12:28 UTC

For future reference: a Roland CY-5 hihat/splash cymbal will accept a seemingly bog standard hihat clutch.

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[ View ] May 14, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

So just out of curiosity, what are some other meme stocks I shouldn't invest in?

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[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

That'll change their minds

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[ View ] May 09, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

It's 5

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[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Third or 3rd?

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[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

"Bastards, all cops are" so close...

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[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

People applying the brakes going uphill really showing their intelligence

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[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 09:59 UTC

Bluesky is great because it only takes about five minutes to reach the end of the feed!

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[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 09:56 UTC

It's like driving an Audi without any of the dials

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[ View ] May 04, 2024 at 09:54 UTC

Who's this Kindrake feller?

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[ View ] May 03, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

"Airbnb" has to be the most misleading company name in the history of misleading company names.

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[ View ] May 02, 2024 at 10:54 UTC

this

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ChrisⓋ WhyGameDev.com @chrisdeleon.bsky.social
[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

what would mister rogers do? get enraged seriously. his word choice. he gave us permission, said it's healthy:

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[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 09:02 UTC

last time I checked we weren't burning coal in a pewter bucket in the middle of the room

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[ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

One of the great features of Teams is how you cannot drag and drop pictures into the chat!

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[ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 09:47 UTC

How can you be hot, you're like 70% naked

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[ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

Update: still haven't found the perfect chewing gum

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[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

And other people like it. Move on.

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[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 11:20 UTC

Man I love a good patina

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[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

Surely it would've been easier to just use a spell checker?

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[ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

Say what you want about "mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa" at least they get their "its" and "your" correct...

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[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

morning wood?

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[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

No, "box also doesn't work"

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[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

Does MS really not know what a search bar is for?

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[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

Scanning through the options, nobody will ever be thinking of the work "collapse"

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[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

jfc

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[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Going to use the Excel search bar in the title bar to figure out how to remove the Excel search bar in the title bar. Stay tuned.

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[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 09:46 UTC

Can I call you Al though?

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[ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 09:35 UTC

Am I the only one constantly telling their colleagues to please use this fucking button when linking to files in Explorer?

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