Phlegm Meteorologist

The Bi Hashira @thebihashira.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

Have a coworker named Trad. Don't know him at all well enough to try and convince him to do the funniest possible thing.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

Three up on Hemingway.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

When people say "this place has the juice" this is what they mean.

youtu.be/HRskDiwNKes?...

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 02:49 UTC

Don't think so, they used to be on the bill with screaming monkey boner. Never got into the Minneapolis metal scene, myself.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 01:54 UTC

The handsy warhols

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

There was a band called dumpster juice, though.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

Sun comes up, it's Tuesday morning.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Make a band milder My life with the thrill kill youth group

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

Any flag she makes with Italian on it needs to be met with the upside down Mussolini.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

May he who makes the least vile haterade win.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

Shooting him on fifth avenue?

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Crosstown? Saw, I hope, the same one twice about a week apart. Almost crashed laughing at the ridiculous thing.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 03:32 UTC

We'll be in trouble when it grasps the concept of garbage in, garbage out.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

Someone should rewrite dirk gently as a grifting transvesigater blithely living off of dowager Joanne's earnest belief that anyone who hates her is trans.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Brazen, even. This whole luxury retreat could have been an email.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

Patterns of behavior aren't singular moments, Bill.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Mom is bringing the trump trial. Says she will be so happy when she doesn't hear the word pecker four times a minute. With no regard to phrasing, I told her if I'd changed my name to pecker I'd get people talking about me any time I could swing it.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

Obviously the sfpd needs more money so they can hit our kids with fresh chemical weapons.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

"come 'ere and lemme put the spunk in spelunking"

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

It's okay, just like pee, it'll evaporate before it hits your boss on the ground.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Oh, shit. I had to *work* for my block.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:53 UTC

I think you're ascribing a competency to trump that would make his handlers proud. The behind the scenes people are far worse than either candidate.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

They're there because of rbg and McConnell, yes

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

It's his ai generated hands.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Seriously? An unholy combination of rbg and Mitch McConnell, sprinkle in a bit of hrc running a poor campaign against a Russian puppet ... Plenty of blame to go around. Still happened on current guys watch.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

How is Biden trying to protect abortion? Trans rights are being lost under Biden. You might have a point about the Muslim ban if Biden weren't currently facilitating genocide in Gaza. It's a pity your guy sucks so bad.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

Who's pro-trump?

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Not better. No differently. Really.

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

These are all groups dissatisfied with Biden. What's your point?

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Phlegm Meteorologist @ihatemilk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

Pure sophistry. The only way Trump has been actually worse is the obvious self enrichment. Policy-wise they are identical.