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Izzy Seabiscuit
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feel a little less certain about an armed cadre of secret service agents but i like my odds when i get to the big guy
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Professional forensic engineer and collision reconstructionist. Amateur trail trash. Take the bus, you've earned it. he/they IG: @tdiversilobum @ijspurcell on the old site
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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feel a little less certain about an armed cadre of secret service agents but i like my odds when i get to the big guy
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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I assure you Keith understands that I do not earnestly believe we have a Scottish tricentunarian in congress
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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honestly wealth of nations is much more progressive than he's given credit for but probably shouldn't be in congress, given that he's 301 years old and scottish
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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that's the worst part about war, all of the parking tickets
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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"20 kg ghee (use sparingly)"
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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No debate is a Hindenburg event unless there’s a singular soundbite that can be played ad naseum. It’s why no one remembers how bad Fetterman was post-stroke but there were wall-to-wall ads with Dr. Oz’s “abortion should be between a woman, her doctors, and local political leaders”.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Dairy-free ice cream is like the one vegan alternative that can be straight up better than its conventional alternative. Like, tons of fake meats and cheeses are truly terrible but dairy-free ice cream is not the anti-vegan hill to die on.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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A fun counter argument to “Midsommar isn’t horror” is to just put the movie on for like 5 minutes.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Tiger Beat on the Potomac, as Charlie Pierce once called Politico
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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maybe he just always kinda looks like that i assume when you’re constantly doing illegal shit you look at everyone like they just caught you red handed
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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LA Times is its own distinct type of shitshow right now to be honest
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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“just asking questions” is what they’re doing
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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This is a very important conversation to have and, specifically, that time was about a year ago. This is literally why primaries exist. In the meantime, “losing everywhere” means very little in July. As for evidence, he’s the only one that actually has done that.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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It’s an extremely crazy possibility that only exists by starting from “Biden is neurologically damaged” and backfilling from there. Or, to put it another way, why would he be at the White House for this. They have telephones
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Are you implying that a neurologist was conducting examinations with a staffer but without the patient present to diagnose Alzheimer’s? Add in a palace coup 25th amendment story and there might be a spot for you at the NYT, lol
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Yes, surely changing horses midstream will have only positive effects and no blowback whatsoever, and the press will become completely objective towards the new candidate. The polling is fine. No movement nationally outside of MOE and swing states ticked upward a bit.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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The conclusion is that we should not be having this conversation and the only reason we are is because the tail is vigorously trying to wag the dog in order to get their cash cow back into office.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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paper of record, baby
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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is that not a case their editorial board has been making with their endorsements for decades?
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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He was gone for a couple days but there’s no indication he wasn’t just flag shopping.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Very possible Thomas doesn’t make it through next term. For all the chatter about Sotomayor’s health, it’s only Thomas and Roberts who have been hospitalized in recent years.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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You only publish leads instead of stories when you like the implication better than the story will likely supply
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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NYT once again showing that you cannot meet them with good faith. You need to assume an adversarial press independent of how you treat them.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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The issue is there was still a lot of room for NC whites to better approximate their southern neighbors in voting habits Or, in other words, we haven't yet reached peak polarization there
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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It's wild how there are two completely dissonant realities in the American psyche of "if they have a lot of money you probably deserve it" and "you can't make money without being a ruthless asshole" an entire electorate governed by prosperity gospel and zero sum economics
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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finally, we've combined two activities people love to be saddled with: coupon clipping and login screens
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Given the language, socioeconomic, and labor constraints there, I'm not altogether certain it's even possible to accurately poll NV.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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There are 213 House Democrats. 9 defectors does not suggest "deeply torn". What are we doing here?
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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jason statham’s ears just pricked up
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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despite it being an open property, astoundingly, this is a criminally low bar to hurdle
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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check your notes again
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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slightly more mentally demanding than, say, assuming every question should be answered with “illegals are coming over the border and will cause the apocalypse”
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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probably in a few decades, don’t think the EU is champing at the bit to let them back in
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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who the heck is LGM?
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Better to peak in high school than in elementary.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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what if i really, really don’t want to
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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The most Gina of them all
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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oh god, not on board for “Forrest dates Taylor Swift briefly”
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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The book had a sequel that details his travels through the 80s and much like the original book, it is absolutely god awful.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Forrest Gump gets gas in DC and keeps noticing a blue Chevy Caprice following him around.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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But again, notably, the Corn Pop story was actually true, it just sounded insane.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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It’s absolutely shit if the moderators care, like, at all but the moderators were apparently fully content to let their questions be released harmlessly in the aether without anyone interacting with them
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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he’s a felon but it was a Caucasian crime, those are fine
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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He is the prototype, yes
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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The only thing I know about Kick is that they had an absolutely mammoth problem with CSAM communities there and really feels like you should probably nuke anything that ends up that way. Of course, the same could be said for Reddit after the violentacrez years
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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oh 100% my type but it’s less “meet cute” and more “trauma bond”
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Yeah this isn’t manic pixie dream girl, this is haunted dirtbag genius with a substance abuse problem
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Presumably he would step down relatively shortly after the election, with the idea that the house would be retaken and a replacement could be confirmed.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Yes, that’s the most likely alternate ticket. Keeps the midwesterners brought in by Biden while “solving” the current media crisis.
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Izzy Seabiscuit
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Well, that and his entire first term.
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