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Illy Stylez@illystylez.bsky.social |
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The Dildo Diva (XXX Toy Purveyor), 🇵🇷, Smart Ass. I like music, the paranormal, cheese, cheap champagne (sparkling wine, whatever!), Bobs Burgers & Hazbin Hotel. I love my Smoosh & San Diego (my hometown!) My Frenchie thinks I'm funny and so do I
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Illy Stylez
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One of my absolute favorite porn performers just left to do her show next door, holding a black and red silicone dick bong like an Oscar. 🤣 I love her so much.
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Tonight's notable customer request: Gentleman was interested in pegging HIMSELF. Well I only have one product that would suit his needs...with a price tag of $630.99 plus tax.
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My 4th of July Tradition is watching The Sandlot. ...I have to work tonight...Boo!
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Someone stole our ashtray out front and used it to block off a space for themselves in the busy club parking lot 😂😂😂
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Jesus Christ. Idk how anyone heard what Orange said and was like "YEAH he sounds coherent to have the launch codes." Gods Help Us All
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I'll be voting for the old mfker that makes sense and isn't a Raping, Narcissistic, Convicted Felon, Nazi Sympathizer piece of shit, thanks.
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He said hundreds of people are being murdered in CA...fkn where?! I can see Mexico from my house and uh looks like a pleasant summer to me 😆 WTAF is this guy on?!
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Orange isn't even answering the questions all the answers are "Me, me, me, lies, straight up made up shit, immigrants!" No matter what the question is. Biden may be old, but at least he's making sense and answering the questions relevantly.
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Orange is just making shit up at this point. 🤣
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The Orange Idiot keeps repeating the same world salad answers to every question. 🙄 Like wtf is he even saying....not a goddamned thing.
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💜
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Aww 🥹
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When you work Customer Service, the last thing you wanna do when you clock out is people. But somehow, no matter what, people will gravitate toward you anyway. 😆 Honestly, I find it a blessing and a curse. My life's purpose is Muse. Toward truths or ideas. I accept my fate, hope Karma loves it. 😆
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Tonight's full moon from San Diego, California, USA 🥰
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Just had a guy ask if he could hit my vape through his shirt. I said no.
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Ya'll had too much fun yesterday and now I'm sitting at work bored AF. 😆
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Can I come into the out now?! 😮💨 Stuck at work on a beautiful Juneteenth 😩 for one more hour. At least I'll get to see the last of the CA sunshine and hopefully a gorgeous sunset! 🤷🏽♀️
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Will do 🫡
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I'm snacky because I'm bored but I'm fasting so I'm trying to not think about the leftover pizza in the fridge too. 😆
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Sadly, nothing like that is available to me right now. Just messing around on the interwebs with Bob's Burgers on in the background. Usually works too but no dice yet 😆
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I think I should get tested for that. Lol my stupid brain never shuts up unless it's exhausted. I'm getting there but not fast enough. 😫🙄
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I'm sorry! I feel ya.
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Idfk how you dudes fall deep asleep in like 3 seconds but you need to share the damn secret!!
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I wish I could care about House of the Dragon but I just don't. The betrayal from Game of Thrones is still SO strong. Maybe one day...
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Excuse ME! I am an adult! My Altoids tin contains actual mints AND cannabis. 😜 Have some respect! 😶🌫️
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Hahaha, this is awesome. My petty ass would've left their @ on the comments, though. 🤣 They made tart lemonade from racist lemons. Happy Pride 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ Month!
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Woke up like Princess Ariel this morning: with legs and no voice 😆
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I do. 🥰
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One day, maybe when I'm done having adventures
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I'm actually thinking about writing about all these stupid encounters one day. I have 12 years worth of them. 🙃
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Are they adventures if I'm just sitting here minding my own business, working? The freaks just come out at night and they seem to like me. 😬 gotta document for posterity in case I disappear one day 😅
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Glad someone appreciates it other than me. 😆
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Always! I never know what's gonna happen!
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Drunken cowboy 🤠 came back, slurred garbled words at me again. Then exclaimed "I NEED LUBE!" while standing in front of a wall of it. Didn't buy any. 🙄 He had a short struggle with the door once more then stumbled off again, slurring into the darkness 😆💀
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I just had a VERY drunk, very tall man in a big black cowboy hat 🤠 mumble at me partially incoherently for 5 mins, give me one clear compliment, then proceed to run into my 'PULL' door repeatedly like a drunken fly before stumbling off into the night. 💀💀
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Woke up not feeling well with a goddamn spider on my face and in a foul mood. Ugh I hope this day turns around. 😪
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My guilty pleasure is watching Bar Rescue and predicting when John Taffer is gonna start throwing shit 😆
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Beef jerky sticks taste better when you open them upside down. Fight me...AFTER you try it mfker! 😜
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It really was. We jumped outta bed, opened the porch door and lit incense. 😆 He really jumped in his bed and struck a pose like "And?!🤷🏽♀️"
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My Frenchie just cleared the room with his gas.. fml. My love, no more midnight snacks for you! 😂🤢
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Illy Stylez
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Not like THAT! 😆
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Don't put that voodoo on us! We tried! Boomers *cough, cough* excuse me 🙃
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Inspired by @temptingcate.dev I was reminded of this video on recycling ♻️ from my childhood.
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I feel like all my cutting of soda rings and recycling cans my whole childhood was for nothing.
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This is what I'm screaming 😆
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Bwhahaha I hate you rn 💀
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...sometimes I can't believe someone let's me be in charge of an adult business. 😆 It may be an Adult establishment but my sense of humor is anything but. I am so unserious. "Welcome to Toys R Us, After Dark" 😈
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Will we though?? 😆
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I'd watch that season!
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Why are the gates giving American Horror Story? 😆
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