InfiDale ⚡️

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

Is that why they call it the G-spot?

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

I thought you were going to say he did the triple Lindy. I was gonna say no way.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that one where it makes it look like you pulled your thumb off. 😈👍🏼

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

They seem to think I’m acting like a horrible Christian, and I agree. I just prefer to refer to myself as a decent atheist. #perspective

4 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

In Exodus 34:7 it says God will punish children for the inequities of the parents. Is that why Jesus got it?

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

If you want to believe in God, just look around. If you want to know whether or not you should believe in God, learn a little bit about the universe and then look around.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Now that the President of the United States of America is allowed to commit crimes against the country, will the U.S. issue a public apology to the Nixon family?

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

“Looks like you’ve been working out. Those things must be dino-sore!” 🥁

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

That Jesus guy seems like a decent character but his dad sounds like a dick.

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Nothing better than a Christian influencer conceding defeat with “You nailed it.” ✝️🥁

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

Pedro Pascal’s wager 🤔

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

God may hate perverted imbeciles but the Republicans claim to love him.

1 replies 1 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Hindsight, kinda wish the aliens would’ve done something about Will Smith. Happy Independence Day! 🛸

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

I promise not to beat you with my experience, but only because you’ve asked so nicely. 😂

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:35 UTC

If you can’t imagine a less relevant topic than whether or not a God exists then why have you dedicated your entire life to worshiping a God?

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

You had one thing to do. #FailedAtheism

3 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Hawk Tuah is also how Jesus started his optometry business. 💦🧑🏾‍🦯

2 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

“You think you’re smarter than me because you’re an atheist?” No. I think I don’t believe in any God or gods because I’m an atheist. That’s all it means.

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

Our planet is a spheroid, no edges. 🌍 Flat-earthers = Edge lords

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Your God gave you the gift of discernment? Cool. I believe my ability to discern stems from my education. Wanna test them?

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

“If I put quotation marks around my religion maybe you won’t group me with everyone else who believes in my religion.”

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

Translate to secular : “You don’t think the way I do so you must not be happy. I’m gonna ask my imaginary friend to take your life, you deserve to be with him.”

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

The God of the Bible loves everybody. That’s not true of you read the book, it is if you ask the people who believe in it.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

“Spirituality is the same thing as physics. Or do you want to go against that?” 😂

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:17 UTC

Is killing all the first born Egyptian sons as bad as being pro-choice? If you had to pick one.

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

If you determine the worth of a human being by how close or far their ancestors lived from the equator, you're not only a racist you're also an idiot.

0 replies 1 reposts 6 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:33 UTC

Only amateur linguists have a problem with pro-nouns.

1 replies 1 reposts 5 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

My priest opposition is not based on a false presupposition. #FreedomFromReligion

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:23 UTC

Proverbs 3:5: “Trust in the LORD with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding.” Me : FUCK THAT! I trust myself so I’ll lean on my own understanding.

0 replies 1 reposts 2 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

If you want to feel empowered by knowledge you have two options : Dedicate your life to learning as much as you can or just listen to Jordan Peterson and he’ll make you feel like you’re already smart.

1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

Suggesting that bad behavior within your religion is what makes people leave the religion is also suggesting that they never really believed in your religion. Which isn't a good sign for your religion.

0 replies 0 reposts 4 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

Hope you’re aight!!! Also, also, I had my conversation

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

“I don’t mock science. Why do you mock my religion?” Every single word you say is mocking our human ability and the totality of our scientific endeavors. You couldn’t be more offensive, you just don’t know it.

1 replies 3 reposts 8 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

“I’ll Tremble 4 Ya” - Christian Culture Club

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

I am so sorry. I apologize for overestimating your ability. 😢

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

But, I need my penis…

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

I understand why decent people who believe in the religions I fight against don't like me fighting against their religions. I hope they understand why I don't like their religions fighting against my friends. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

*Forcing an education only breeds atheists.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

If they don't think nonbelievers have ever done anything beneficial for humanity, they probably don’t have too many atheist friends.

1 replies 1 reposts 3 likes

InfiDale ⚡️ @infidale.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

If any intended insult ever sticks as a nickname, please let it be Humanist Thug. 😎

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes