Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social

We had someone in the dorms set a couch on fire because he wanted to meet girls during the evacuation. College age boys are a special kind of dumb.

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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 09:11 UTC

Someone should've told him about getting possessed

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@saintnobody.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:00 UTC

One time during a fire alarm my freshman year of college, I heard a girl say “I didn’t think it would go off if I pointed my hair dryer at it.” It haunts me to this day.

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