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Elizabeth Preston

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Science journalist, humor writer and aspiring cephalopod. Working on a book about the evolution of parenting.

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This is probably the @mcsweeneys.bsky.social headline I think of most often. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/in-... (from 2018)

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She also told me "We saw an animal!" "What kind of animal?" "It was called a fog." "A frog?" "No, a FOG." "I've...never heard of that animal." "It looked like a deer." "Fawn, honey. You saw a fawn."

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Picked my 7-year-old up from her first day of forest camp. Her: "We had a word of the day! And...it wasn't abomination? Something like that." Me: "Um. Do you know what it meant?" Her: "Something that makes you better, like a bunny has long ears." Me: (trained for this moment) "Adaptation!!" 🧪

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Not that I know of, and usually I see a mix of honeybees, bumblebees, many little waspy things. The zucchinis are down the block at a community garden with many flowers.

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Are anyone else's pollinators missing? 🐝 I'm in MA and my hydrangeas are usually swarming with bees (like, children don't want to walk past) but right now are empty. My zucchinis are normally robust but this year I have only small, misshapen ones and I think they're under-pollinated. 🧪

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OUT: scale bar
IN: scale guy
EVEN BETTER: scale guy in peril

(figure source: royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/...) 🧪

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We only need to be on Mass Ave for literally one block in Arlington, but it involves a left turn from the bike lane across three lanes of traffic. Next time I'm taking the sidewalk/crosswalk because I like being alive!

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Last week I faced my fear of biking on Boston-area streets and rode my bike to pick up my 4-year-old from daycare. She loved it, but turning off Mass Ave was hairy. This morning I asked if we should bike again and she said "Yes!!...Do a better job," and kissed me on the leg.

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The paper did say that they often see one female pursued by up to three males at a time.

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Can anyone who's tried this report back? 🧪

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Signs I’ve been working on this book too long: I told another parent on our camping trip that while the proximate cause for my daughter’s swimming tantrum was the water was too cold, the ultimate cause was she never ate her afternoon snack. 🧪

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Just learned that a friend's kid's school has a whole spirit MONTH to end the year, AND SIMULTANEOUSLY a kindergarten-specific 26-day alphabet countdown (F = friendship day, M = mismatch day, etc.) and I'm never complaining again.

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🧪 I have something important to share here, and it’s my first-grader’s crab haiku: Crabs Hiding behind rocks. Crabs making lot’s of babies. Pinching people hard.

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the Mountain Goats's avatar the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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one of the most charming things about human beings is that they need explainers like this, something literally no other creatures in the animal kingdom need at all

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Why does this exist? It's labeled "baby orangutan" but it looks like the computer mashed up a Furby and Chewbacca. Is someone paying to license this?

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Adding this to my collection of creepy-ass inaccurate AI animals available from stock photo sites:

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The most effective motivator for me to stop scrolling social media is when my four-year-old asks me sincerely, “What are you looking for?”

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Artologica 's avatar Artologica @artologica.net
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I am going to be really blunt here. My friend is dying of cancer. I wanted to get him a bunch of attention and at least a few art sales and I am failing so far 😞 Can you help?

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Kevin Gannon 's avatar Kevin Gannon @thetattooedprof.bsky.social
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No one has satisfactorily answered the fundamental question of why I should bother to read something you couldn't be bothered to write

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Was driving around with my 4-year-old yesterday when she piped up from the back seat: "Mommy, how come the signs says DO NOT EVER, but they don't tell you what you're not supposed to do?"

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Hildur Knútsdóttir's avatar Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social
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I see another "it is impossible to make a living writing" post making the rounds so I just want to tell you again about something the Icelandic government does. They give writers salaries to write books. Icelandic is such a small language, which makes for a very small book market ... 🧵

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See also: people saying “nervous system” when they just mean…anxiety? “Reset your nervous system!” “How to have a healthy nervous system!” Guys everything you do is your nervous system, what are we talking about

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Recently decided to tackle a weedy, ugly strip next to my house. Right after I started digging everything up, a 4-year-old neighbor walked by and said "Wow!! You're...doin something!" and that's the kind of validation I wish for all of you today.

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Current status: Sitting in a zoom room where my interviewee didn't show up, and using the time to email a different person who ghosted me earlier in the week. Do we think my editor will be mad if my final three book chapters are fiction?

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Saeed Jones's avatar Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social
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*runs through apartment* BEING A WRITER IS THE FUCKING BEST BECAUSE I GET TO TELL THE TRUTH FOR A LIVING.

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In one case I came up with a solution I like much better than the original plan, so it worked out. But...just spend 10 seconds and write me an email that says "Sorry I've realized I don't have time for this" or whatever! Is it so hard to treat me like a human?

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I've been attributing it to, like, general breakdown of society?? Glad it's not just me, I guess. I'm trying to write the final few chapters of a book, and I've had to re-outline them multiple times because of sources disappearing.

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In 2024 I've started assuming I won't get a reply to my first email. Of course, sometimes I also stop getting replies in the middle of a thread. Pretty sure I've had more ghosting and non-responding this year than ever before.

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Katharine Hayhoe's avatar Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com
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Effective climate action isn't just about pushing for change 24-7. I'm increasingly convinced that self-care is also essential. Spending time with the people we love, in the places we love, doing the things we love, is what fuels our capacity to love and fight for a better future for all. ❤️🌎

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Chuck Wendig's avatar Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social
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Good morning! A reminder that generative AI is a tool of the oppressor and should not be used for amusement, information, or income! Or for anything! Eat shit, robots! Have a great day, humans!

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I sure hope it's not super gauche to talk about your own book because I'm planning to do a lot of it!

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My 7-year-old had her tiniest friend over yesterday for a playdate, and a game of hide & seek became high-stakes when it was 3 minutes before pickup and we couldn't find him. Luckily he didn't weigh enough to fall through the rotten part of the porch where he turned up with 1 minute to spare.

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This is in the right vein!...I also just read that those two birds spent decades making eggs and then pushing them out of the nest, omg

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I got a few good responses yesterday (thank you!); reposting today in case anyone else wants to tell me a story about a very pair-bonded bird. 🧪

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For my book: I'm seeking examples of a bird that had a striking reaction to losing its partner. Could be historical, from scientific literature, or personal experience. Or other impressive illustrations of pair bonding. Tell me a bird story?? 🧪

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😬 Time to buy a boat??

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What makes this even better is that the company also sent everyone a tide chart for the whole next week.

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He would take the T, but the concern is about flooded streets near the Quincy office.

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This is in Quincy!

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My husband is being told not to come into his office between 8 and 10 tomorrow because of high tide, in case anyone's wondering how climate change is going in Boston 🐟

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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The home of the future: All your appliances are individual subscription services recording your every word in case you ask a question and they need to make up a plausible but useless reply. Eventually, someone sues your toaster for plagiarism.

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Steve Silberman's avatar Steve Silberman @stevesilberman.bsky.social
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Wow, Beyoncé just dropped a version of the Beatles' "Blackbird," sung with Tanner Adell, Brittney Spencer, Tiera Kennedy, and Reyna Roberts, that soars into "Holy shit!" territory. youtu.be/FSfFwLwRQwY?...

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I used to sing with someone who called it Holy Hell Week

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Rosemary Mosco's avatar Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com
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Why does every article have an AI image illustrating it now? Can we not do this?

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Scientists recently described 5 cases of Asian elephant groups burying dead calves. This figure, showing the identical way all the groups went about it, is genuinely spooky.

(source: threatenedtaxa.org/index.php/Jo...) 🧪

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