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helo. If you follow me I'll probably follow you back unless you post a lot of boobs, weiners, or stuff in languages I don't know. I might even make what I think are witty (but really aren't) replies to you here and there.

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have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Ahh yes the great Ronald Reagan who everyone loved and who did a great job that we can still feel the repercussions of decades later πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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If you see this post a photo without explanation

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Only way this debate seriously changes minds is if either one has a "moment". If Biden bluescreens or Trump shits his pants, its over for them. So yeah, get wild with it. Ask about AI. Further drug legalization. Maybe their favorite amendment after the tenth, just to make it challenging.

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Have any of the 80s teen/college antics films aged particularly well? I remember enjoying Revenge of the Nerds as a kid but coming back as an adult? Eesh.

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πŸ’€πŸΊπŸŒ±ArtofMaquendaπŸ„πŸ‘ΉπŸ©Έ's avatar πŸ’€πŸΊπŸŒ±ArtofMaquendaπŸ„πŸ‘ΉπŸ©Έ @artofmaquenda.bsky.social
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β˜€οΈHappy Summer Solsticeβ˜€οΈ (on this side!)

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badly-drawn bee 🐝's avatar badly-drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social
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Netflix was roundly mocked for releasing their ridiculous shark film as 'Under Paris' instead of the obvious Shark de Triomphe. So they've just released these alternate posters, which I love.
#UnderParis

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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious's avatar Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. β˜ΊοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’–

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stop having objectively incorrect sandwich preferences then you uncrustable loving hack

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Could be worse, you coulda found the um jammer lammy and parappa the rapper brainvore

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Feel like post movie its value would have gone up

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Tracey Noℒ️'s avatar Tracey Noℒ️ @traceyno.bsky.social
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I might just decide to be in a good mood today, see how that works for me

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Got recommended my bagel shop guy as a friend on facebook the other day. Nice enough dude but WHAT THE FUCK FACEBOOK

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im sure some ai tech bro is cursing Jonathan Swift's name right now

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Kansas went all in on supply side, like pretty much everything on the proverbial wishlist, and they got a big fat pile of nothing to show for it. Go figure folks want paved roads and schools that aren't falling apart.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_...

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My daughter asked why she was named Jolene, I told her it was because that was her mother's favorite song. My son, Baby Got Back, was not impressed.

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𝕑𝕙𝕠𝕀𝕑𝕙𝕠𝕣 π•˜π•π• π•¨'s avatar 𝕑𝕙𝕠𝕀𝕑𝕙𝕠𝕣 π•˜π•π• π•¨ @phosphorglow.bsky.social
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blessed Piccolo Day to all who celebrate

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Fantasy: The dragon is magically breathing fire Sci-Fi: The lizard creature is expelling a mixture which combusts on contact with oxygen

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The QCU (qntm cinematic universe) tho... who would Chris Hemsworth play?

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I've been reading this great book Rosewater recently but I think you migh have already heard of it. ;)

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The lads call me Jesus, because I be rizz'n.

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Thinking of Conan always reminds me of a personal favorite quote from Robert E. Howard: "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

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Fear and Loathing in Birmingham sounds like a nice band name

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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Kill crunch Kill the dehumanization of talented passionate creatives

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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here it is, your cybertruck moment of zen

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*Guy wants to show me his cask of Amontillado* nah not falling for this again

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I thought they were like the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

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Joakim "konjak" Sandberg's avatar Joakim "konjak" Sandberg @konjak.org
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*really gut-wrenching game cutscene of your child dying from the villain attack, as your character cries, a pivotal moment with the saddest music, then cutscene finishes* - Achievement noise- "Got achievement 'NOTHIN' PERSONELL KID'"

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Dandelion (level 6) πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’–πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Dandelion (level 6) πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’–πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @samanthaduke.bsky.social
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For anyone following the Webcomic Name saga: Creator Alex Norris won his case & it has been legally determined that he owns his work. Now the original plaintiff is suing AGAIN, hoping for a different result. JFC, right? Anyway here's the gofundme for his legal bills:

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Seems like a good plan. Much better then my plan to make progress on the book I'm reading and instead get distracted by moving objects inside this tiny picture box I carry with me.

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Mega Knockdown's avatar Mega Knockdown @megaknockdown.com
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We're hard at work on another leap forward visually toward our 'finished' art style with full color, shading and support for alternate palettes.

Paul will be the first to get this upgrade (ETA: next month), and then other characters will follow.

#gamedev #indiedev #fgc

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Drank a can of this and immediately wanted to upgrade to Windows 11 and change my default web browser to Edge.

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If I was on a date with someone told me they correct grammar for fun on wikipedia I'd be like weird but sure, make a difference. On social media though? More red flags then a Chinese military parade. I'd be worried they'd scream at me for not putting silverware away in alphabetical order.

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Place by me is called Ranch Pizza but doesn't have a ranch pizza. I feel like I should be seeing adverts about this saying I might be entitled to finacial compensation.

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Vaska Raeca's avatar Vaska Raeca @vaskaraeca.bsky.social
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Occasionally you come across an academic paper that you simply have to stop and read.

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Only good shit back then was sugar in soft drinks.

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Oh, you’re worried about losing an hour of sleep because of daylight saving time? Try losing several hours of sleep every night for the rest of your life because of stress. Welcome to adulthood!

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If we were visited by alienes prior to 2020 Trump *absolutely* would have blabbed about it either while he was in office, by now, or in response to this article. Search your heart, you know this to be true.

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Pretty sure that was the one the 3DCG movie was (largely) based on.

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elon musk is the most successful findom i history

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I always thought, at least early on, it was because they were using the japanese fight scenes. Then it just kinda stuck.

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