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I'd write something witty here, but if I did, no one would believe it was me. 

Tangled with @JimBobbers regularly. On Signal, but not leaving my username here, flapping in the wind like underwear on a clothesline.


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me upon learning the latest covid is called the "flirt variant"

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It does occasionally seem buggy to me - puzzles won't load, etc.

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Okay, so the score seems to be related to how many hints you use - more hints = lower score. So if you reveal letters or words, it dings you. I think.

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Well, theoretically, you still could.

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Man, liquid gold. There's big money in breeding cows.

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I just solved @latimes's crossword in 19 minutes 44 seconds. Can you beat my time?

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Okay, fair enough.

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I worked at a medical lab decades ago. Nothing ever came in - not even from the phlebotomist home draws that were just out and back - that wasn't temperature controlled

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You gave the raccoon hope!

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Bitterness and meanness. It's possible to feel bitter without being mean.

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Hmmm, little dismayed they aren't temperature controlled/insulated. At least I am guessing they aren't - it's a relatively thin cardboard box.

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But if they do it when anon, they must think it all the time!

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The guy sitting next to me on the Tube has a box labeled "biological substance, category B." Someone tell me what that means. 🀣

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That's discouraging. :-/

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They do. They are scrappy little scavengers.

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Had a bit of a laugh at that.

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It's really mind-boggling to me.

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I don't understand, either.

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I always feel guilty using a bathroom right after someone else has cleaned it! In my mind, they should enjoy the benefit of their hard work first.

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Eh, that's all right. The more advanced tech gets, the more of a luddite I become.

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I'd be interested in finding out!

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That's a lovely division of labor!

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Dunno if it's allowed because I use the US app store or if it is new for everyone.

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Well, you know, if 95% of the world are assholes, statistically, we are both more likely than not to be an asshole. 🀣

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Yup! 😁

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WhatsApp can fuck off with this shit:

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It’s almost as if the β€˜political party’ that’s actually a limited company, whose membership fees likely go straight into its owners’ pockets, and confer no say in party policy or appointments, is a FUCKING MASSIVE GRIFTING CON.

Fake candidates at #ReformUK.

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Taken out of context, that sounds filthy.

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As am I. But I try not to be too much of an asshole to other people… most of the time.

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It sums up 95% of humanity. Not that I am cynical. Does being cynical make me an asshole?

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Yeah, woe unto anyone that crosses Jim. 🀣😬

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That's a good time for the NYT crossword!!

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People are ridiculous. And assholes.

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He is one of the kindest and most considerate people I've ever met. He does have an edge of steel if you make him angry, though.

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I know. Believe me, I know. And I don't take it for granted.

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Well, that makes it easy to make budget-friendly decisions, then, at least.

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Oh. Well. In that case...!!!

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I'm feeling guilty. I'm on a train to work and Jim has just messaged me that he's putting my clothes in the washer. It's really kind of him to wash my clothes, but it feels a little like sticking him with the onerous household chores, even if it was his idea to do the laundry.

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πŸ‘€ While she's home? This is a key point here.

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Are you willing to dress up as a cowboy in assless chaps for her? Maybe try reciprocating sometime. 🀣

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I usually am productive. Usually. 🀣

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I will actively select spending money on coffee over buying food. It's my one vice.

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No. I don't. I save that for mid-morning. I do have a large coffee, though, acquired at the train station coffee shop.

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I'll pay for it when I get to the office. 🀣

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Connections Puzzle #394 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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I'm on the train. I could be working. Or putting makeup on. Instead, I'm doing crosswords.

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