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just another freak in the freak kingdom 大丈夫致命傷だ


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mr robot was a show where it was very clear that they had exactly one season in mind when it was made and then no clue where to go from there

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質問か?

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nobody from bluesky is allowed in my bunker

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get a grip

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this etc is doing some heavy lifting here

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few political gestures more pathetic and despairing than social media entreaties to call your congressperson

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what if the most vulnerable person i know is a palestinian child

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delighted to see they're still around

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shocked to hear that the self-appointed secret police chief turned out to be a shit

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cheri i am also a total stranger from the internet so you can trust me: don't do this, it's an extremely obvious scam

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when a president turns 100 years old he develops a soul

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it means we're never getting a better world

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proof of this website's terminal weakness

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frankly he isn't all that mad for most of the first movie either

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are you for fucking real dude

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don't even get me started on rogue one contradicting dark forces

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my microwave, when reset, slowly advises me to HAVE A GOOD COOKING TIME

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i keep seeing headlines about this guy and can't quite figure out why someone hasn't just shot him yet. the list of suspects would be the entire area code

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vivid memories of my middle school english teacher enthusiastically miming darth maul's lightsaber reveal in the hallway between classes

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haven't watched a star war in years but the swatches of new stuff ive seen all has a strong "mediocre d6 RPG supplement" vibe

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For all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely looking cannibal.

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thank you for the reminder that the billionaires' water-carriers will need attention as well

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my brain expanded when i learned the kanji for ocean 海 etymologically breaks down into the characters 水 (water) and 毎 (every/all)

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the chicken is arming a genocide

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they never trusted you either, pat

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for your consideration, please enjoy these 2016-vintage custom hillary clinton emoji her campaign tried to popularize

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i hope a grand piano falls on you

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fishing for negative attention on basically any topic they can for days, very sad to see

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me at 12, learning to program a VCR to tape dragon ball z in the middle of the night: this probably won't send my life on any weird trajectories

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this freak has been fishing for negative attention for days

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insanely embarrassing post, thank you

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it's odd how all the people telling us we're about to be dragged away to death camps by brownshirts are often the same people telling us we shouldn't be allowed to shoot back

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he's been blatantly lying about shit this entire time. why would he hesitate to lie about something he almost certainly doesn't even remember?

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"kill the women and children" is not a view that can be rehabilitated, even if he had changed his mind (which he obviously has not)

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he's a deeply authoritarian zionist, it isn't complex

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"In Dutch physician Jacobus Bontius' 1631 Historiae naturalis et medicae Indiae orientalis, he reported that Malays had informed him the [orangutan] could talk, but preferred not to 'lest he be compelled to labour'"

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keep banging that drum

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the activism to marksmanship pipeline

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nobody gives a shit what you think

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the first time i ever got teargassed was when obama was in town 🤗

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it would be cool if a grand piano fell on you from a crane, forcing you to waddle around like a big stupid accordion

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*pounding fork and knife on table*

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again, your convictions and support are less than worthless if they're so gossamer as to be disrupted by a protest you find annoying. i feel like i could scatter corn in front of you and you'd peck it up like a chicken

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try having actual convictions and this becomes much easier to navigate

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if you turn against a cause because you were personally inconvenienced by a protest, your support is less than worthless

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unless you happen to be in the described hypothetical, in which case one sounds useful

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