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Someone was telling me that in victorian england they used to call birds "brids" but it was easier to say "bird" I'm not sure I believe it but its relevant and someone did tell me that one time

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Sir this is a Burger King A Horny Burger King, your total comes to forty-five dollars, please pull up to the window

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Ideas and $18 will get you a small Big Mac combo and a headache from listening to the worst ideas you've ever heard

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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles's avatar Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social
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Me and my bluesky followers when I crack off a good skeet

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It shouldn't bother me but man it drives me up a wall when people put "you should draw [x character]" in the comments for a commission. I would love to draw them friend, but I have a system in place for this, its called "you give me money, you get drawings, and I get to eat" Its a good system!

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Shit this isn't too bad, compared to the alternative

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just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

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Fart the Clown more like

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Dats TAMIYO DA BUNNY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY(Y)

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Random time to be hearing Toca's Miracle by Fragma. Still rips. F to pay respects to when vocal trance got mainstream radio play.

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✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
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*ozzy osbourne voice* furries gathered in their masses deer fursonas have fat asses

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Holy shit these people mfin maniacs

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Chiitan KILL EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!

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This is Chiitan, a Japanese 0 year-old fairy baby otter mascot They pay for their videos to run as Twitter ads so people don't get real ads We turned them into a Super Animal

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The megafauna could solve the restaurant crisis by eating 2000 crunch wraps at one time every day We need the megafauna, NOW

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What the godless people of the earth do with her invention is not up to her!!!

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You can really tell that the year 2000 was on its way and that time was running out

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They could not limit her power so they made her illegal

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Aliexpress come on now what the christ

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Kit WTF does this mean

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What is the point of a video game with no animal man

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Make sure he has it Or pay the price

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BANISHED to engagement jigoku

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If someone is going to start arguing in the replies the only thing that happens is they get blocked by like 1000 people, there are no engagement treats for the wicked, only the kind and earnest

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Replies act as a kind of retweet because they're added to the replier's feed, with the additional benefit of encouraging further replies which retweet the conversation to the feeds of everyone who is involved Y'know in a fun community building way

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Bluesky open talk, art gang chime in! For me, even 'silly' comments are very welcome! I might not reply every time, because what do I say to '💗' (and even then I will often leave an emoji in return, still). But I TREASURE them. It lets me know actual people perceived me, and they liked what I did.

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American wants only wild west imagery, American loves to be cowboy and kill the hated bandit and native alike, this remains the same even if American is being elf also

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The correct choice was made imo

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You would think that a lesson would have been learned!!

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Suits believe that it has a built-in fanbase, and for a while this was true! It was very interesting to see previously ignored work like Marvel be treated very lavishly and better than how it was treated before But you are not going to treat Avatar the Last Fucken Airbender better than Avatar

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They are not paid to have object permanence

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He mostly produces now

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Why is Goku trying to sell me cereal

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He likes to eat breakfasts and thinks you should eat breakfasts too

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You know, I don't hate it! They may pull tiny man off the wall also

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I'm fine with paying a quarter or two, but there is no way on the earth that a dip cup is worth an entire bottle of coke at delivery pizza place prices unless you can kill an entire cartoon rabbit with the contents of said dip cup

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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

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"Damn that IS a long walk" they will say

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