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Jokes on you, the reaper reveals the day first, then the month, then the year

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Chose to use his powers for good etc etc

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Terrified during ET. Where's the shark? Where is it hiding?

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My "I like Applebee's and I vote" bumper stickers are getting a lot of play in the suburbs

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Being chased by an easily confused dog

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Elect the person closest to your politics and then make their life hell is a decent strategy

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This is cool! What pen do you use to write the Cherokee characters?

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Me, a German farmer in 1890: Oh Boy, I can't wait to immigrate to Argentina! Surely, nothing bad will be associated with having German heritage in Argentina

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BABY SITUATION ROOM, INT Baby researcher: we've looked into it extensively, and we are not being held by momma or daddy, but by some secret, third thing Baby president: Dear God Baby top general: there's only one thing to do ... A tactical meltdown

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Tell me about your golf game tho

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ChatGPT is replacing search engines, mostly bc search engines are getting Worse

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Watching the debate, and wondering if these are really the oldest candidates we can field. I want barely cogent WWII vets screaming at newscasters. I want skeletal wretches begging for death and shaking ghouls rambling about the way bananas taste now. Remind me of death with each frame.

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The researchers generally don't go to the press, their institute does--often without their input or consent! They may or may not agree with this framing, but the administrative apparatus of research institutes don't care

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The frustrating thing about this, knowing scientists, is that it was a long process to do this study, they need to get a paper to advance their career, and there's no way to "get ahead" of the narrative without a specific media strategy. Which, have you met scientists

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Going the other way on this. We don't need the drawings. Only text bubbles

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You don't understand. They had his wife, his daughter

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Hell yeah

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What's even the point of surrounding them???

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I am lying on the floor

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Tried this with the sweater song, it didn't help

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That's not a collapse, that's a controlled demolition

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Reading a single history book on antebellum South is eye opening. I am struggling thru Masterless Men, which is a brutal account of how systems of control worked to keep down white people and slaves both, which included the intentional spread of racism

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I went to hell (the paperback)

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Hair cuts are body modification. Enjoy your cyberpunk reality

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Oh God, you can point to Germany on a map? You're one of those Europe weeks, aren't you?

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That's probably ok if you're not smoking it. The smoke can't penetrate once the meat tightens up from the cooking

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People who measure in bits should be gently ushered into a time machine back to the 1970s where they can relive their glory days

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Getting really into circles now. If your logo can't go in a circle, get that shit out of here. Any shitty crop jobs are out too

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"It's science class, time to gossip over Bunsen burners, which are always here, just sitting there... flammably... In front of high schoolers..."

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Versioning is your friend. If you look back at your V1, not your finalfinalFINAL_V3final_public, you'll remember that past you was an idiot too

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Gonna give him a third father. Just, you know, see how it goes

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AYYY IM PISSIN HERE

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Things I have learned from anime: do not trust dads who have ever folded their hands

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I'm waiting for an "auto scroller" or whatever that skips past the ai and sponsored content in a Google search

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Why don't you write something timeless, like Shakespeare, I say, rubbing my lobotomy scar

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Hard times make strong men etc

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Genesis 1:27-28: and God said to them (Adam and Eve) Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth, and lo, findeth the oil, and drill baby drill

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Is it the water. Do we need to ship them some NY water

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This happens when you get cancer, for some reason

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Someone get the intern a shotgun, some salt, and lock them in the server room overnight. Should take care of the problem

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Meeting people where they are is about telling them they're wrong in ways they can hear, not about back pats or condemnation

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It happened to me, I had to pick up my brain off the floor and hope it wasn't too dusty

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Adding all of these together and getting creeped out by my lovecraftian biblically manmade analog accurate Eldritch horror angels beyond my comprehension It's just like a fucked up bug or something, but with static

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I wonder if there could be some sort of financial incentive, some sort of congestion pri--*headshot*

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Designing a gate for this immediately, thanks

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I have my entire library hidden in my e reader. You will never know my secrets

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Going back to when the human torch had asbestos underwear

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The more I learn about housing, the more angry I get

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Oh shit, I drew the turtle! What do I do?! My family is in danger

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I feel like there's been an intense amount of drama in book world that I only want to know a little bit about. Like watching chimps fling shit at each other, it's best enjoyed from a distance.

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