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Jack Frazee

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Presidential campaigns on Festivus rules. We’ve already got airing of the grievances, we just need feats of strength.

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Nothing makes me feel poor like gazing into the water from my fancy boat

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Quality vannin’ 🤘🏻

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What’s the most shameless cash grab you know of?

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Went on a day trip yesterday with @shannon.bsky.social to check out some carnivorous plants in Big Thicket National Preserve

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One day out, I am proud to report the meat sweats were not fatal

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Shine on you crazy diamond

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Next up, turkey breast

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Rib update: first spritz, three hours in

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Here’s the finished product

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Meanwhile, I’m on bean duty

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Yup

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Going on the list. Thanks!

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Cookin up some homemade bbq sauce

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Omg I loved it. Been on a Hitchcock filmography kick after getting COVID and watching Criterion Collection films while half dead led me to The Man Who Knew Too Much.

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You know, that makes the film make a lot more sense. I just watched it for the first time and was thinking, “$40k is a lot, but they’re acting like it’s radioactive cash.”

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First order of business

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My friend got his first smoker, and now we will BBQ and eat until the meat sweats threaten our lives

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Good morning fellow patriots

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The president can pardon people prior to them being indicted, so they wouldn’t even have to go through trial.

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Sure seems like he could tell the DOJ to do it.

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Yo, this is really cool. Job well done.

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Hahaha writing the opinion like, “Man, I hate this job.”

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Here comes a wave of lawsuits that will change everything. Weeeee!

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Law in the past four years: 🙃

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Evil and reasonable

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Kickstopper

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Thanks friend!

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Soon enough. I will have the last laugh, COVID! *he shouted before going into a coughing fit*

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You’re telling me bro. Ruined my family trip to Santa Fe. First vacation I had planned in a year.

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Turns out COVID can still beat me up and take my lunch money

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youtu.be/lsV500W4BHU?...

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She did this because I can’t grow one

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My wife photoshopped a beard on my headshot and the teeth poking out cracks me up

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I wonder if he lays in bed at night like, “Ah geez, what the hell was I even saying up there?”

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You ever get personally insulted by what algorithms recommend to you?

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And we thank you for your service 🫡

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When I like a post on bsky

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😂

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Yes, because no one ever does anything shameful at home when their family members are also home. Cosigned by every teenager in America.

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Shooting at each other and papering over it with a joke instead of learning how to discuss their feelings. Very on brand.

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You’re making a lot of sense rn

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Wait a second… people were charged with murder when they won duels? I thought it was some kind of freebie to be in a duel, which I’m now realizing is an assumption I’ve never looked into. Also learned the word “deloping” today.

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“Okay Senator, the bet is if I win, you have to prance around Congress saying ‘I’m a little baby man,’ until I relieve you of the bet. If you win, I’ll do the same in executive branch buildings. Are we clear on the stakes and how this card game works? I don’t want you accusing me of cheating again.”

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Hahaha truly unhinged. Also, what happened at that card game?

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Oh no, this is too real for me

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Such a funny thing to throw in with “crucifying the constitution.”

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History is awesome

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Problem solved

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