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Still an overly online Dad This account guarantees at least 50% Marvel Snap content or your money back Sex I’m wanting more. Tell the world “stop the war!”

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*stare at

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Smokeshow is probably wrong, because there really wasn't anything sexy about the character At the same time he was what I imagined it would be like to start at a Nymph

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About halfway through this movie I looked at then GirlfriendArchitect and said "yeah, I totally get it"

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Sorry to be controversial, but Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black was quite possibly one of the most beautiful creatures ever put on Earth

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I think I really am going to paint for a little bit now

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I cleaned up my desk because the housekeepers are coming tomorrow, but really reconsidering

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Well apparently that's enough BlueSky for the evening

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Couldn’t be us over here elevating the dialectic

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Summer’s gonna end. Summer’s gonna end. Summer’s gonna end. Summer . . .

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Love this movie! "What are you counting for?"

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Probably trying to confirm your number. I would ignore it

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30 years ago there was an episode of ER about one of the doctors trying to stop using Ritalin

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"We didn't use a car seat and you were fine!"

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It's a real mystery why the kids with severe peanut allergies weren't at school or work or married or just part of society in general Just a real damn confusement that

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I do go back and add some eye highlights to these guys. God bless space marines for that

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Added some more dudes to the forces of Chaos (Shade layer is drying and then I will do something with their bases tomorrow)

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getting a jump on Ryan's thread for next year, but the most dad thing I am going to have done this year is instead of spending $350 for the first image I am spending $60 for a DIY version out of everything else

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I saw a great clip on TikTok with Patton Oswalt talking about how just out of his mind Wesley Snipes was during the filming of this movie Made me want to rewatch it

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The only thing I really have to say about Jim Inhofe’s death is that I am sad it didn’t happen sooner

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This would be a much better topic than actually discussing college football

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You can type anything into this here internet machine and they’ll publish it for you

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“I think *those* people can live in a nice house, just not near me” but for sustainable energy

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Folks at the gym complaining about how unsightly wind farms and solar farms are in comparison to *shuffles massive pile of papers* any form of industrial power plant

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We're going to fix this Too Hot Antonio problem by surrounding him with large Scandinavian men!

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Real fun episode of How Did This Get Made on that movie

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You can cheat in a bike race as long as you do a back flip

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"Chup chup chup chup chup chup . . . NUNNY!!!!"

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I think this is still The Rock's best pure action movie

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"This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickock." Just an all timer

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PCU and Starksy & Hutch are great calls for this prompt. Love both of them

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Yeah, I am reminding myself that he can still barely rent a car from most national agencies

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“High score! What does that mean? Is that bad? Did I break it?”

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“Said I didn’t have much use for one. Never said I didn’t know how to use it.”

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“Fire mares can travel 1000 leagues in a day!”

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The Losers is a great pull. I remember watching it and thinking “this Chris Evans guy could be a really big star”

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