I am Jack's Cellphone

I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

I see your Left Hand, and raise you a Right Hand 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

Do not ask questions you do not want to know the answers to 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

ATTN: David Zaslav 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

I live(d) in Virginia 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

Makes you somewhat hope for this being a real thing 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

Damn, that is an early 70s model Celica GT as well, what is that person doing driving it around w/ the trunk looking like that? C'mon, you're making the car below look young 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

TheWorstPersonYouKnowJustMadeAGreatPointMeme.jpg 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:35 UTC

I nominate myself for Secretary of the Exterior, brought to you by Carl’s Jr. 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Well, there goes my skull collection racket 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:17 UTC

💯 % 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

Yeah, we got this. So…right 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

“Yeah…but what kind of tape?” 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

What? It’s great here! 🙃

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

Are we sure about that? 🤔

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

Should have been this wall-to-wall-to-wall for the last month 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

The full document is..."instructive"...shall we say 👍
www.hsdl.org/c/abstract/?...

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

F*ck yeah 👍

youtu.be/iP6XpLQM2Cs?...

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

Cheap Shortcut…? 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:10 UTC

Exactly! 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

We got over it 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

We tried it once! Sadly, not what it was cracked up to be 👎

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

"No one falls for the banana in the tailpipe" 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

So, you are just getting started? 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

Inverted Dirty 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

"You know, I wanta change my answer..." 👍
youtube.com/watch?v=GNYc-6EG1kI

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

Full Conan O'Brien or nothing 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FALl...

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:57 UTC

"I deal w/ the Loyal people all the time. They're the best, no one better than the Loyal people. They're clean, reliable, & get the job done every time. I see them everywhere I go, in our great restaurants, office buildings, hotels. Truly our partners in the fight against filth in this Country!"👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

Wish I shared your confidence. I have been at Happy Hours recently w/ my Wife & her colleagues, she is a Fairfax County public school teacher, & there has been a decidedly Pro-Trump slant to all of our discussions. Worried that BSKY folks are a bit of an outlier like the car below at this point 😬

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:02 UTC

Totally anecdata, but a disturbingly large number of my friends, acquaintances, & business relations in NoVA are adamant about wanting just that unfortunately 😑

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

One of our roommates sophomore year (location below) who was local took us to a party at Tompkins County CC once. We all lived together in Class of '18 MCLLU (Multi-Culture Living & Learning Unit) the year before, so a number of them were *shocked* to see us go past barns painted w/ the rebel flag 👎

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

Have you checked to see if it is fully stocked? 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

All depends on which version of “The Bible” you are going by 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

"Oh hey, you wouldn't believe it who got killed...the Crocodile Hunter!" 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

What a strange alt-history we could have had post the 2004 Presidential election👍
rollcall.com/2005/02/14/a...

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Sometimes Aldi provides pizza, sometimes..."other"....things 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Good call 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

Using "Peenie Wallie" every chance I can from now on 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Yeah, I'm basically an Arlington VA area-ish lifer & this pegs me as an Alabamian....soooo 🤨

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

Those two... 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

“Constantly…” 👍

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I am Jack's Cellphone @jackscellphone.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

"Balls & Strikes" 👍

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