Jack Zweiblumen

Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 15:39 UTC

Wyoming used to be in Pennsylvania

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

New Mexico has been New Mexico longer than Mexico has been Mexico

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

That's enough Vassar bashing out of you, Lisa

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

👍 It looked suspicious

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Does the Mysterious Package Company have your name in their ads?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 12, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

Do they make the I'm-sorry-but-I-can't-fulfill-this-request-it-goes-against-OpenAI-policy in green?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 12, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

Fries alone are never decisive. Ever.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

"Fires alone are never decisive" sounds overly pedantic and also a no-true-Scotsman statement

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

I misread something. I feel like an idiot. I think it was bc I perceive the MAGA stance on trans rights is wrong and unAmerican, but effective with voters

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

I apologize. I misread.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

I apologize. I mis-read.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

My apologies, I mis-read. Thanks for correcting me.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Interesting, it never occurred to me that Android users were seriously discriminated against

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

Ah, my understanding was that when Apple migrated to the modern standard that the blue/green distinction would go away

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

Once Apple switches from SMS to RCS won't that go away?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

What do you mean by #2 and what would you recommend be done differently?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 11, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

No lurking, striking, hacking, tripping, nor butting among the players is allowed

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 10, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

Just because you have a properly functioning Overton Window doesn't mean that you have an echo chamber.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 10, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Someone added me to a WhatsApp group 😡 How do I get out?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 09, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

Slavery sucks & the Confederacy deserved to have been pwnd for it, but the Declaration of Independence acknowledges the inherent right to secede, which can't be undone by anything in or not in the Constitution.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 09, 2024 at 12:17 UTC

Humans should do what humans are good at doing. Machines should do what machines are good at doing.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 09, 2024 at 12:15 UTC

I'm not sure why new customers still choose Apple

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

The day when a universal basic income will be required is rapidly approaching

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

Good point:)

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

🤣

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 17:51 UTC

Lightning seems like something Apple could have fixed for their customers a long time ago with the EU having to do anything?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

My SLR uses mini, but I'm not going to buy a new one to cut out a charger

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

People are way too excited about USB-C becoming the standard charger. How many different chargers were people using before?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

We need a law which defines what "natural born citizen" means. And it should be "citizen at birth". Born abroad to one or more US parent? Eligible to be a citizen Born in the US to non-citizen parents? Eligible to be president

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

Or not answer, because don't talk to cops.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

...and really fucking quickly unscrews it and throws the detonator part (which 💯 is going to pop), then the main charge wouldn't go off. Maybe believable???

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Once the spoon is released, you have roughly 4 seconds (iirc)! before the detonator gets the party started. It looks like there are only three threads holding the detonator in, so it might be believable that if the hero gains control of it immediately after the spoon is released...

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

(unless your hero manages to keep the villain's hand holding the grenade) If the villain loses control of it, the spoon will release which triggers the timed detonator. There might be some way to stop it at this point, but i couldn't say.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

After reading more, i think maybe what you really want to know is, can it be disarmed after the spoon has been released.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 06, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

The pin's entire function is to hold the spoon in place.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

There's no reason that we need to build houses that look as stupid as they do

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

Kilometers/hour is not a metric unit

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

If it were just called that

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 04, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

DEI might sound less objectionable if it were just Equity and Inclusion

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

Stop throwing paint at art. Stop blocking roads. Find a better way to get your message across.

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

Every Republican candidate should be asked about the cause of the Civil War

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

There's so much that guidance counselors fail to tell us

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 03:37 UTC

I think it's funny when people talk about movies as if they weren't books first

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 03, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

I'm going to go back to just subtweeting people

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

It's weird that Ben Affleck's acting is completely unconvincing in every single performance except for Gone Girl 🤔

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 02, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

Why do people's ears not grate when they don't use the subjunctive mood?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 25, 2023 at 18:41 UTC

Merry Christmas

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 11, 2023 at 12:22 UTC

Or in this case keming

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 29, 2023 at 16:06 UTC

Why did no one tell me that brain salad surgeon wasn't a real job?

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Jack Zweiblumen @jackzweiblumen.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 16, 2023 at 01:37 UTC

What if instead of just-add-liquor, cocktail mixes were just-add-fresh-juice?

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