Jaime (@jaimev2.bsky.social)

Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

DuckTales. One theme.

youtu.be/YHEifuLCSIY?...

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

RAIN. And lots of it.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

It’ll probably power down enough by the time it hits you to be a tropical depression or weaker. Rain, rain and more rain. Last hurricane that hit mom and Horace, they took Lily out on a walk. She chased squirrels.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

Hope y’all don’t lose power.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

Supposed to hit as a CAT 1? Storm surge and rain are the two things to be concerned about.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

Schmear me, daddy.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

Oh?

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:49 UTC

Close off rooms/closets you’re generally not in (spare bedroom/bathrooms) to keep the cool air circulating in rooms you are in. Also keep your bedroom door closed. Hopefully it’ll be an icebox toward the end of the day.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

Torquemadast yourselves. Discuss.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Getting hit in the face with hurricane rain is like getting a microdermabrasion procedure!

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

New nest this morning.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

Tomorrow was another day.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

My apartment is the same temperature as Dallas right now.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

Mom took it while doing turtle patrol. No new nests.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

I still have a copy!

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

I hope you never EVER are given spicy ketchup. NEVER.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

This is the hat I wear when I’m on Bluesky:

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:56 UTC

Achilles! Lily! Bears! You’re going to hell!

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:28 UTC

Trying to think (not using IMDb) where else I’ve seen him.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

2016-2020? Nothing happened,

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

Eh. Nic Cage being Nic Cage.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

Watched “Renfield”.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

When you’ve asked Jolene NICELY but she won’t listen.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Yeah, who doesn’t?

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

*bongos* it’s a fact!

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

Drink plenty of water!

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

Yup.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

We’re getting…NADA.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Lucky! It’s cooler down here. Hopefully we’ll get some rain tomorrow

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

On the back of my truck:

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

That’s good. It’s humid as heck down here.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

That would be to replenish after a jerkoff session. Hmm. Bootyarmor?

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

Minus the tornado warning, it would be nice.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

We need some good old thunderstorms. And a cold front

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

Batorade?

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:49 UTC

Whoops-a-penis!

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

La Grippe!

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

QuikTrip needs to get its crap together. No syrup, the Diet Mountain Dew was only water and the Coke Zero was flat.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

Momma, I can’t tie my blue suede shoes! Mercy!

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

Gonna start replying to a coworker’s question he’s asked multiple times on basically ANYTHING work-related that, anyone worth his salt in my industry would already know the answer to, with “are you missing a chromosome?”

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

You should be fine. How’s that Negroni? *ducks*

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

Speaking of…what’s the path of Beryl and any threat to y’all?

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

It’s plenty humid, I’m sweating it all out.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

Oh no!

www.thewrap.com/martin-mull-...

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:35 UTC

Jesus.

www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

Eh they’re all eunuchs they’re worthless

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

You know when the TV cart came out it was either going to be Voyage of the Mimi or you were gonna be traumatized by a Don Bluth cartoon.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:15 UTC

And the sex. All the sex.

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Jaime @jaimev2.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

Ha! Jokes on him there’s ALWAYS traffic

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