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I think the English guy who walked to the emergencies with a WWII artillery shell up his arse was a huge novelty.

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Nebýt Fyjalové drahoty, koupil by si větší, možná i červené Ferrari a balil by osmnáctky. A ten co přijel z Portugalska, by se vrátil z Havaje.

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Škoda, že nedostal jednu mezi oči.

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One day those market forces will cylinders with breathable gas and detoxified drinkable water. Also syntetic food, think soylent green.

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They can write positively only about negative candidates and vice versa.

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Not bad but they've made better. 🤣

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Kup scamorzu, nejlépe uzenou a smaž bez obalování. Na teflonu a zostra, aby se ti neroztekla.

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Proč tedy na nich je vrstva uhlíku? Nebo nedej bože, aby to byl tenhleten grafen!

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Pro mě asi jo, nemám rád, když se mi v žaludku dělají omrzliny.

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Asi se tam dobře chladí pivo, ale vlézt do toho nejde, leda by člověk byl lední medvěd.

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What about Trump? Last time they told him he's a genius, when he stuck all the square pegs in the round holes.

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Je těžké mít ráda buřty, když je vždycky spálíte do hořka. To se musí dělat pomalu, dost vysoko nad plamenem, aby se prohřál, pořádně otáčet a teprve když z něj kape tuk, tak se dá níž a udělá se křupavá slupka. Vy to sežehnete, že máte vrstvu uhlíku a uvnitř je snad i studený.

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Nešlo by to předělat na strašidlo?

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