JAS & Ten regen's avatar

JAS & Ten regen

@jasandten.bsky.social

EMusk has 11 children who'd give him the unconditional love and approval he craves with some time and nurturing. but instead he spends most of his days desperately seeking likes from skeevy dudes on an app he paid billions for and is destroying with the sheer force of his own terrible personality.

9 replies 37 reposts 368 likes


2024 DREAD….Alison, still resisting 🌊's avatar 2024 DREAD….Alison, still resisting 🌊 @resistingalison.bsky.social
[ View ]

True, except that half of his children no longer want any contact with him

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Kris P.'s avatar Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social
[ View ]

11 children! Holy cow!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Cory 🐱✨'s avatar Cory 🐱✨ @coruscating.tv
[ View ]

inspiring

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Eric Riback's avatar Eric Riback @kreplachbro.bsky.social
[ View ]

Like many right wingers he’s pro-birth but it ends there.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


☭ Comrade ☭'s avatar ☭ Comrade ☭ @nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social
[ View ]

Well, if his kids would just subscribe, they could talk to him

1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes


's avatar @relaxedninja.bsky.social
[ View ]

Just because he has catturd2 tramp stamped across his lower back doesn't mean... Shit, never mind.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Avram Grumer's avatar Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social
[ View ]

He’s probably blown his chance with at least one of his kids.

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Adrian Daub 's avatar Adrian Daub @adriandaub.bsky.social
[ View ]

Who needs the adoration of one's children if you can be friends with a grown man who goes by Catturd?

0 replies 0 reposts 10 likes


Bailey McCann's avatar Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social
[ View ]

By many public accounts Elon’s children don’t want to talk to him for many of the same reasons the internet doesn’t

0 replies 0 reposts 11 likes