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Bigger Than the Whole Sky would have been the real power move but I understand not wanting to exercise the nuclear option
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I wasn't good at Twitter and I'm not gonna be good at this, either
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Bigger Than the Whole Sky would have been the real power move but I understand not wanting to exercise the nuclear option
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I can't tell if your replies are constantly drawing brand new Types Of Guys or if it's just the same type of guy over and over again
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Forgot to block time off in Outlook and now I have meetings this afternoon when I should be watching a grainy Eras tour livestream Get your shit together Jason, you're smarter than this
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My condolences to everyone in Hell who has to deal with his shit now
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Chief among my several questions is if it is a known fact that he shaves everything north of the equator or if this is artistic license
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You could easily double your collection if you included pre-made seasonings that have "butt rub" in the name. Those always have a horny hog on the label
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I *thought* you were a hater but I suppose that is something else covid has taken from us
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This is not the first or the last time this woman has outwitted me
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She will do Thug Story before she acknowledges Mary's Song exists
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I'm not usually an audiobook guy but this one is an exception I'm glad I made
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I do wonder what's to become of this place when the crowd whose entire personality is "How DARE you?!?" have chased off everyone else
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I received word this morning that Glen Powell and Miles Teller are two different people. Has anyone else heard about this?
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More ideas for improving the Tour de France: If this is truly a team event, make the entire team race together on a single eight-seat tandem bike.
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To trick a lot of people into watching CNN again for the first time in ten years?
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She should've had everyone sign a waiver before that piano mashup
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Dang just give me a pizza and some beer like a normal person
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Shout out to the grain-celery salad from Costco for being the only thing keeping me alive this summer
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Keir Starmer is the most German-named person since Bratwurst Schadenfreude. Between him and the House of Windsor I'm beginning to think the British have a kink for being dominated by Germans
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If the 18th most popular social media site can't stop Katie then what chance does the deadliest virus in recent memory even have
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Conquering fears today (using a mandoline slicer)
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I don't want to hear Macy's crying about their shaky financial footing when they just fired off a whole Ukraine invasion's worth of ordnance over the Hudson
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Kendrick Lamar (feat. the entire city of Compton)
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The spirit of Trash Tuesday lives!
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Gaines Greenwood
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I am jealous of people who live in Massachusetts for this reason and this reason alone. Love to see them shits banned in more places
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Joe Biden could win the election easily if he announced a nationwide ban on private fireworks sales
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This is a lot of commas and yet it still doesn't feel like it's going to hurt appreciably
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They turned the tumblr post into a movie wtf
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Idea #2 for improving the Tour de France: every competitor gets to run a stage of their choosing with a 250cc dirt bike, but to keep it fair the brakes are disabled
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Man watched The General on TCM last night and got inspired to action
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If things get really out of hand and all else fails, I can out-muscle most leashed dogs. With a pig, I am but a passenger. This seems like a problem in public spaces.
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jpegnation fell into anarchy (derogatory) mere minutes after you died instead of anarchy (fun) like we all hoped
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Alas, looks like a bigamous marriage to an Irish person is my only hope
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Terrible and irresponsible tbh She's only 26 so there would be a huge crisis when she wins
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Idea to improve the Tour de France: wheel spikes like on Roman chariots
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I would do some vile things for a bowl full of tater tots right about now
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The number of people who got my out-of-office auto-reply last Monday and then proceeded to keep sending me emails for the rest of the week wanting a status update is upsettingly high
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The "no free feet" rule really is the one unbreakable law of Bluesky
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Oh they got my ass GOOD