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Jason Kirk (buy my novel)

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Once again thinking the only thing that could possibly unite America is another war against England. Run it back. "Somehow, England returned." Set it up so nobody gets hurt, but this is gonna need to be a 1984 forever war kinda thing. Also think of how much we'd invest in not sucking at soccer

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KLURT's avatar KLURT @klurt.bsky.social
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It's time to wage war on Midway again

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LinkedIn Park's avatar LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social
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We could get a proxy fight if the USWNT and the Lionesses square up at the Olympics. /touches earpiece

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Ollie McClellan's avatar Ollie McClellan @olliemcclellan.bsky.social
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Just don't try to bring your nonsense up here or we'll send y'all scurring back across the border like we did in 1812. We'll happily join in against the Brits, though. Just need to tap up Harry Hewitt as the new monarch and we're good to go.

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Juan Grande's avatar Juan Grande @juangrandeasu.bsky.social
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The dead speak!

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IDtheMIKE's avatar IDtheMIKE @idthemike.bsky.social
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Could be quite the boondoggle. We'd still always suck at soccer, but we'd just keep investing. Can I have the floppy hat contract?

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