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Two Whoppers Junior
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A Quinn Martin Production
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🎶 Don't you... ...forget about me...🎶
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Danielle Steel Reserve
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You guys! YOU GUYS! Put down your 2016 decks and look outside! 2024 is happening!
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(Yalta: February 1945) Stalin: Шорты с арахисом
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Doubt it.
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Tradwives were oversampled.
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Mike Patton namedropped Trump and Hitler in the same lyric, all the way back in 1991
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwRn...
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The British. And the Confederates. And the Axis.
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Fanfic is easier than journalism
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Maybe the homeless can live in McDonald's new 5 dollar meal.
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Now that's a fellow you could give a swirlie and take his lunch money.
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Super 70s Sovereign Citizen
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(Sylvester the Cat voice) "Progressively bustier waifus!"
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Picks Joe Lieberman, not realizing he's been dead for months.
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Most drug dealers a white collar, do business from a desk instead of a street corner, and operate under very safe conditions.
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The Bachelorette, but the contestant just eats the rose at the end, thorns included.
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But what about the vibes?
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"...which, I think, is super," he added.
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You do realize that, if he loses this year, an 86-year-old Biden could run against Don Jr. in 2028?
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There are no low information voters, only bad information voters. We're bombarded with "information", much of it is empty calories.
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Does Ben advise the students (on curriculum and career planning) or the college itself (on rolling back DEI and replacing tenured faculty with adjuncts)?
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Reading the headline with no further context, I assumed he left a failed media startup called "Buzbee" and immediately landed at the Post. Plausible as all else.
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Just watch "Being There" and overlay everything you know about the last 50 years of American politics.
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They are absolutely dumber and funnier in person.
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"Let me be clear, we're gonna get to the bottom of this." (fires Van Jones again)
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Organ harvesting
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James Woods: Bobson Dugnutt Tom Hulce: Sleve McDichael Luis Guzman: Rey McSriff
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People think of the late 60s as Hendrix, Rolling Stones, The Who, et al. And then you look at the charts and it's a bunch of novelty songs, Paul Anka, and something called "Tired Hand (The Ballad of the Frontier Tinsmith).
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The only thing that makes this look bad is that her staff of Clinton 2016 campaign veterans probably coached her to do it.
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This, but overlayed with Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
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god damn
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(Don Pardo voice) MUUUUUUUsical guest...
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Elaine: "Perhaps there's more to Newman than meets the eye." Jerry: "No. There's less."
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"How do you do, fellow populists?"
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"Now is time on Sprockets when we dance."
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Our choices in November boil down to "genocide here" vs. "genocide there"
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I hate that I read that quote in Trump's voice.
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Anything to please Daddy Trump.
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"Change the channel, Melanka."
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(Chicago | New York | LA) + (Lawyers | Doctors | Cops)
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Eat Pant
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I can think of no better individual to honor Andrew Toney's old number.
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Remember when the Mark Sanchez buttfumble was the most embarrassing thing a Jets QB has ever done?
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It's 22 minutes before first pitch, and a panic-stricken Wyatt Langford is in line at the Globe Life Field fan shop, waiting to buy 26 jerseys.
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Heading to the nearest cemetery and tagging every headstone with a Biden "I Did That" sticker.
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