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Jacqui Clarke

@jaxy.bsky.social

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Leftie, cook, bookish, Nelson-based.


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Ha ha ha! Gold. πŸ˜‚

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I fucking HATE agapanthus. It's only ever redeemed itself as an effective fall-breaker when drunk. Kill it all, I say.

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Yum. Looks delicious!

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Congratulations, Siouxsie! Brilliant result.

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TouchΓ©

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Finished it last night, loved it!

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Phew.

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That bastard depression! Always finds a way to follow you home. Take it easy, take care of yourself. Good work walking the dogs.

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You must rectify that situation immediately. You don't want that icecream going orf!

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I love that for Rish!

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Suits him.

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Ooh yes.

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Chilly here in Richmond. And the heat pump is doing odd things. It's only got to the dizzy heights of 17Β° inside. Brrr.

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Channel your inner Zsa Zsa Gabor: 'give back the ring, but keep the stone'. Accent essential.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Awesome. πŸ‘

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Really, really amateur stuff. How embarrassing for New Zealand.

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Favourite Black & White Film.

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Definitely! Doing God's work there, Skiwi!

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HAHA! Brilliant!

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Cheers for that - 'twas a timely boot up the arse for me to high-tail down to the pharmacy to collect what had been waiting for me for a week.

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#LetsGetAcquainted
#MusicChallenge
29. A song that is on your [retro playlist]
On first listen in 2000 a revelation, bringing together my past obsession with Everything But The Girl, and the new (to me) sound of Bristol. Still a stone cold classic.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=h3-P...

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Right? And she's pretty awesome. The racism/misogyny runs deep...

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Wintersweet from my garden. Gorgeous.

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Legendary. So stands up still.

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Love that film. Absolute classic.

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The Taming of the Shrew, 2005. The divine Rufus Sewell and Shirley Henderson. Loved it.

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That'll be next week's news, Foxy. 'NZ, you've just enjoyed your last Matariki public holiday'.

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Absolutely shocking behaviour from the corporate bully. Bravo Melissa. May the individuals be publicly exposed.

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Eew.

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❀️ this track. Thanks for the reminder.

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Nice, Kieran. πŸ‘

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They are complete fucking morons.

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That's so bloody disgraceful. I bet the Vampire does nothing.

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And so cheap! $1.99 for massive ones at Connings in Nelson.

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Looks awesome! Thanks Mrs C!

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Those absolute f*&king spanners. Grrrrrr....

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Neither. How embarrassing.

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That awful woman is so full of shit.

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God that's abhorrent. And the thought that he will get away with it boils my blood.

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Huge hugs, Beckie. Xoxoxoxox

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Ha! So true!

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Gross. He makes my skin crawl.

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Oh yes. His daughter Brenda taught me modern languages in the early 80s at Linwood High School. Fair to say she never mentioned her parentage..

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Exactly so! We had a ball in it as kids. I'm sure the cleanup was a bitch. Ha ha.

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Amazing. We had a pink one in a house I spent some formative years in, sadly without the headrest.

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Sensational! I would so keep that bath and the bamboo wallpaper!

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I was referring to mayor's down there. How embarrassing for you all!

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Jeepers. What a graceless oik. Must be something in the water down there.

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She still is, by a galaxy or two.

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