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An innocent bystander, but somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place. And I’m down on my luck.


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We tried that at my old office. It was great for team building!

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"the plane won't leave," like it's one of the moody trains from Thomas the Tank Engine.

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Rub Long

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritag...

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Yes. Sorry to burst anyone's bubbles, but Heritage runs all of it's political acititives through Heritage Action, which is a (c)(4). Heritage is evil, but they didn't just fall off the turnip truck.

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Who, specifically, should be more open about what "inner workings"?

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I’m a democrat, I’ll do it. Now, can one of you please get me a guest pass to the White House?

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After soaking in a tub of HGH since the pandemic.

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I think pieces in this genre would be a clearer-headed if authors would name specific names every time they want to write "the Democrats."

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I continue to be bearish on Trump's election chances because he's going to do something insane and "undecideds" will think, "oh, this shit again?"

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It's like Jack Donaghy's charity that gives away used tuxedos to homeless men, but real!

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This is good news for me, a guy who has definitely not spent whole afternoons watching random recordings of "Week in Rock" on the Internet Archive.

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If you want to go even crazier, anyone who is confirmed to a position by the Senate can refer to him/herself as "The Honorable" for life!
www.state.gov/protocol-ref....

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"I know nothing about it and I disagree with it."

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Prime Minister Keef (l.), pcitured with his new Home Secretary.

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I was really fine last week if they were just going to Weekend at Bernie’s this shit, but the key to Weekend at Bernie’s is that Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman don’t tell anyone that Bernie was dead.

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My one consolation in all of this is that the contemptable lawyers representing Trump are having their July 4th plans ruined.

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"It is hard to name anyone else with such strong judicial credentials." It's really not!

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"(2017-2017)" Too long.

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And surely the men with guns will let you out just because a judge filed an order on PACER.

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[cries in unintentionally contemporary relevance]

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The only consolation is that Rush Limbaugh and Phyllis Shaffley didn't live long enough to see it.

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That's why i'm not into college sports?

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youtu.be/726Ujz_KOHE?...

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I think that having one or two of them would be ok.

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The most (only?) effective point that Trump made against Clinton was when he said you've had 30 years to do these things, why haven't you? It's still a good question today!

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That’s not your RATT listening chair is it?

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A famously great strategy for dealing with a bully is to give him your lunch money preemptively.

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"Vaguely chocolate taste" should have been on the packaging.

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Dude's output just since "retiring" rivals entire careers.

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"Moral Panic" = "Everything that you're concerned about that I'm not."

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Somebody please feed Aemond.

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He got into YALE! It’s a really good school!

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Quick, everyone! Check your yachts and private jets!

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When we renovated our house, all the guys who did the actual work had shitbox pickups and vans. Only the guys in polo shirts who came to collect checks had F150s.

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Two things that exist only in movies are Godzilla and people who want to have sex when they are sweaty and sticky.

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Absolutely based; did she finish watching "Body Heat"?

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People started to make fun of the "this is not normal!" discourse, and the result is that Dumb Trump Shit became normal. My kids (14–19) don't remember a time without Trump and have basically internalized that what he does is ... normal.

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In EU nations, it might be.

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That's a lot of anonymous "we"s and "they"s that you assume have more political power than, say, governors and senators of major states!

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Probably better suited for a mailbag question, but where does he fall in your power rankings of TV's sweet boys?

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... and learned about Winter." Dying.

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Song as old as rhyme,

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Carrying less weight than “without party insiders using carrots and threats to sweep out rivals”

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Good news! There were “real primaries”—I voted in one—but nobody but Joe Biden chose to run in them.

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Intimations in Ocean's 8 notwithstanding, we have proof that Danny Ocean is still alive and well.

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