Jeffervesce

FEISTY😈 @crzyfkinworld.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

“Despite being subject to constant terroristic threats by Defendants Epstein & Trump to never reveal the details of these underage sex parties at which scores of teenagers, & pre-teen girls were used as sex slaves by Defendant Epstein and Defendant Trump. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

You mean the famous “Slurpy Herpes” Najee? Cool.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

How has Mark Burnett been able to resurrect a piece of sh!t under a cloak of lies of not being a moronic, racist, misogynistic piece of sh!t and not be publicly exposed for basically sh!tting in the crowded public pool then leaving? I always knew reality tv would be the end of us. Enjoy your day.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

“Postcards from America 2024”

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

I’m surprised SCOTUS didn’t wait till Jan 20 for this ruling.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Carpet bomb Mar-a-lardo.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Yeah. Forever ago. I think that’s where I was introduced to it.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

I know. The episodes are so rewatchable. Supposedly the next one is coming sooner than previous seasons.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

You watch this season of Shoresy?

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

I thought Gretzky was Canadian Jesus.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:15 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

I absolutely am as well. They don’t put enough attention to the people Biden has around him and in his cabinet. In my opinion, top notch.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

I think my Instacart driver is flirting with me.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

Doctor Who got me all choked up and shit.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

youtu.be/dL4WxbBO08o?...

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

FaKe BiDeN! DeEp StAtE LiZaRd MaN oN cOcaInE aNd AdDeRal!!

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Unfortunately it will turn into “dems don’t think a woman can be president” for not boosting Kamala.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

This sums up the evening.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

The end of democracy.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

Tonight would have been less painful if I spent it with my donk in a box fan.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Unless that Colorado news anchor moderates.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

Humble brag.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:28 UTC

@saxmike71.bsky.social how hard is it to steal a rocket ship? If I slip you a $20 will you leave the gate unlocked?

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

When’s the dick measuring start? Seems to be heading that direction.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

I think he can only hire a pet groomer at this point. Which explains the floor clippings on his head.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Which way is trump’s hair brushed? If at all.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

You wanna spell check that buddy?

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Hangover free. But you have 50/50 chance of never waking up.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK. “The best water. H20.” I’m gonna go drown.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

No thanks. I’m just gonna hold my breath till I black out.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

Dear Sky Daddy, I know Atlanta is not prone to earthquakes but hear me out…

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Jesus Christ. It’s non stop lies.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

Not all of us can hide on the other side of the globe Kimmy! If it’s the end of democracy I want a front row seat.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

It’s a shame. I like Jake. But WTF?

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

Hot tip: If you adjust the stream to x1.75 speed when Biden speaks it sounds much more promising.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

I hope I don’t. I’m afraid I would choke on the vomit I keep regurgitating.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

Yes.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

Fucked I tell you.

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Jeffervesce @jeffas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:05 UTC

We’re fucked.

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