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It just doesn't feel real yet.

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Man, I'm just waiting for therapy appt. & trying to play games on my phone. I don't want to know this stuff.

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As someone who doesn't enjoy loud public phone conversations, I wasn't prepared for random dude's FaceTime w/lawyer about assault charges.

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If I were you, I'd read this because if you were me, you already would have and experienced a little joy today.

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Turns out "not mainstream enough for wide appeal/not experimental enough for 'art'" is just you trying to please everyone.

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That's the coolest thing I've heard today. Every part of the city should do this. I'd love to get Lizzies gear at the Bowery.

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Now I have "Pressure" stuck in my head. (which is way better than Bruno Mars knockoff my neighbor's blasting)

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Philadelphia folks! Tomorrow there's a Sagging Meniscus panel at Rosemont College at 7:30PM and then I'm doing a reading at Head House Books on Thursday at 6:30. Hope to see you at one of these

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No one ever blasts good music. But maybe it just seems so much louder when it's bad.

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Lin Manuel Miranda in The Warriors musical: "Call us vermin and say we're vultural/they're all hating cuz we're multicultural."

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Scary thing is who's he gonna cast himself as? I see him leading the cast in a rousing rendition of something called "Can You Dig It?"

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Looking forward to white liberal dorks w/Warriors totebags telling me to Come out and playay to the polls.

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I remember reading a golden age comic creator saying the same thing, how they used to write/draw westerns, sci-fi, war, romance, etc. Then came the steady diet of supers.

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SKULL SLIME TENTACLE WITCH WAR is out today!

Melt your eyes in the neon glow of gloopy despair.

Grab it on Amazon or message me about buying a signed copy. www.amazon.com/Skull-Slime-...

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2 things that make me super angry are excessive heat & regressive politics. So I wouldn't last a day in the south.

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I often say things that show I'm out-of-touch. Anyway, there's something undignified about Shark Week. It's like the monster trucks of nature shows.

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(Polly Bergen. Apologies for forgetting her name)

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Omg just realized the president is the wife from Cape Fear!

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So he and the president just made whoopee, and they played Hail to the Chief as we fade to black.

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His wife is the president, and he has to mingle with other first ladies. You know, "fish out of water" ๐Ÿ˜„

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Knew a guy whose dad was a Paramount contract player. He said MacMurray was "a no good son of a bitch."

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There's a Fred MacMurray movie on TCM right now about the first female president. It's called, no joke, Kisses for My President.

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Heard about Twitter beef between writers & I think it's sad bc they could just be discussing how I'm the GOAT

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I suppose it wasn't even a beef. They were just mad I didn't promise to do better or whatever.

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Only Twitter beef I had was bc someone called me a eugenicist and then DMed me for not responding and then blocked me when I said they were racist. Overrated experience. Do not recommend.

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If England and France manage to bumble their way into the finals, it's gonna be unbearable.

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I too think, Look at that sweet face! every time I see man.

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Wouldn't be shocked if Spain lost to France 1-0 off like a Nacho own goal or some dumb crap because these Euros are confounding.

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John Milius presents: Marine Todd the Movie

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Point is, if you don't like the way people you agree with act, then maybe you're the problem

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They keep inviting us to stuff bc they don't "want to waste time w/white trash," and ma'am tell your husband to remove the Punisher logo from his F-150.

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This article reminds me of this annoying couple that keeps trying to make friends by insisting they're the "good kind of Republicans."

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Now that we've taught them to hate people who are different, the time has come to teach them to appreciate *checks notes* hold up--does this say art?

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Why can't these rednecks enjoy the finer things created by people my kind has messaged as elites who look down on rednecks?

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Last 4th, I read Breakfast of Champions, which was a You Can't Go Home Again. This year, well, going home is kinda pleasant.

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Mom packs us our lunch, and we're off to school. They call us nerds cause we're so uncool.

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Figured it had something to do with it being a prosthetic, but I definitely was not expecting that.

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In a manner of speaking, yes.

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Watching the 3rd ep. of House of the Dragon and just saw something that made me go, Whoah they can show that?

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i am a simple country geological consultant about to take an enforced month off work to do my Civic Duty on a Grand Jury, why not buy some books from me directly to help during these Trying Times? $20 ea, original weird short stories TOADSTONES and classic fic-in-translation NIGHT FEARS

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During this Copa America, I've realized how much Homer Simpson has ruined the word Uruguay.

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Hope the Fantastic Four movie is about the time they brainwashed Skrulls into turning into cows.

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๐ŸŽธ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—˜-๐—ข๐—ฅ๐——๐—˜๐—ฅ #120MurderBook now at 33% off โžก๏ธ bit.ly/49DzUtt

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(4/4)

โ€”โ€”

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The "no Cash, no Hope, no Jobs" joke but with Neymar, Casemiro, and Firmino.

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