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Jeff Mac

@jeffmacishere.bsky.social

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claustrophiliac, desert hermit, sometimes I make weird guitars like the weird orange one in the banner. Mostly I play Starfield (alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar in Honda Fit Orange)


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Oh my fucking lord, I forgot about those dweebs.

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If you ask ChatGPT to generate the mathematically douchiest baby-hitler-cry-boy name, you get "Troup Hemenway."

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And that's a photo he *chose.*

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sorry, I don't even want a flying car anymore.

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THANK you. Shit's all about life and death out in the far reaches of the galaxy.

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sigh, too little, too late. I'm over it now.

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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. The intersection made me nervous, So I went home and took a nap, And that has made all the difference.

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sorry, boss, I have to take a nap during work to make sure I'm not too sleepy during video games later

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watch out, the algorithm figured out how much you like that dumbass shit you like

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super irregardful of you, thx.

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want to feel old? take your current age...and then don't do anything to it. that's how fucking old you are, you old fuck.

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My god, her brain sucks so bad. So bad.

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No matter how disgusted I am with my country at times, I see no reason to punish myself and everyone I love by handing Trump absolute power.

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Whenever I struggle to believe that voting matters (and boy do I struggle to believe it)... ...I try to remember that fascist fucks like this dude sure seem to think it matters, or they wouldn't be trying so hard to keep me from doing it.

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Some of the clothing mods have been hilariously glitchy. Like, you'll put one of the outfits on somebody, and everyplace the outfit is supposed to cover is just...see-through straight to the wall behind them.

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(these are from a previous trip thru the Unity. they have slightly different looks but by the same modder now.)

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I am liking my new modded crew outfits

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jesus fucking christ, ha ha ha. whenever I worry that I've modded *my* game too weirdly...

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We should at least get to watch a movie on the rolling AV cart or something.

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Jeff Mac's avatar Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social
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After a few times thru the unity, you ARE a cheat weapon, he he.

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I have to say, the fucked up consequences are a big part of the fun for me. Like the very first time when that fuck murdered AJ. I mean, I guess I could have save scummed that, but...it kind of felt good to feel really mad about it...

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The good news is, it really is possible to kind of speed through when you want to. You get the artifacts, go to the temple, get ALLLL the artifacts and powers and then zip thru.

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Never. In virtually all of the alts, they're just not there. (I forgot to tell you, there was one where Va'ruun zealots are there, led by Andreja, and you have to kill her/them or be killed BY them!) You just end up having to find other friends til you get thru again.

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Exactly. And those worlds need US. I mean, Ron Hope isn't gonna just bring himself to justice...

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Nah, your boss fucking rocks. You guys should be nicer to each other, you're both the best.

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Eleanor being slightly concerned at how horny Tahani gets her was never not funny to me.

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Right, that place. Not going there. I'm not leaving the house, is what I'm getting at.

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listen if walmartians need a little kakadu plum and/or finger lime-ing in their life, who are we to stop them?

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This photo is pure 2024.

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And I totally agree. That show was unbelievably good, and right from the first episode, which is really rare. And all the way to the final episode, which is REALLY rare.

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(don't worry, I don't even really read, I skim. my brain put that word right where you meant it to be in the first place.)

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CHOAM Nomsky 💭's avatar CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social
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By Sam Pink.

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Jeff Mac's avatar Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social
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listen, I don't know if you'd define me as atheist or agnostic, the point is, I'm never, ever going to that building where the smiling weirdos are singing songs to that magic guy who turns drinks into better drinks.

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we simply can not be trusted to like and support the good, worthy, awesome stuff when there's hot garbage to be consumed.

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here's why A.I. music will succeed: it's because people love total fucking trash. there's a reason taco bell, ho-hos and burger king sell, and if you think it's just the price, you are fooling yourself. it's because most people want middle-of-the-road, not-that-good-but-not-that-bad trash.

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"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

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watching the #1 classic July 4th movie. Amity, as you know, means friendship.

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I know they say that the key is to cook with love, but deep, venomous hate works just as well.

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never forget the sexy commemorative 9-11 eagle man

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wake up, kids — george washington ordered his slaves to put a little something special for you under the cherry tree

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Voting 3rd party is going to Starbucks and ordering lasagna to stick it to Starbucks for not offering lasagna.

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Yeah, usually the kind of person who says this shit is, like, Alex Jones or some fuck. Not the literal guy who buys judges.

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Fair, but I feel like it's been kind of a while since anybody monged any cheese.

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pathetic that in this day and age, there are still only four kinds of mongers: -fear -fish -whore -war you motherfuckers need to get monging some new shit

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man, this would probably be a really bad thing to say for anybody who isn't the owner and sole proprietor of the supreme court.

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