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What’s the opposite of that feeling a kid gets on Christmas morning? Yeah, let’s be real that’s how we all feel about tonight’s Biden interview.

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Don’t believe the hype - if you only supercharge like me, there are no gas savings.

#tesla

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Compared to Biden? Cmon. Even if Biden is a decent human being, his chances of winning are slim to none. Polls were already dismal before the debate. Gavin would also pull the lonely trumpy housewives.

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For real. This is no joke, Biden will not win. Sadly and literally, anybody else has a better chance.

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Trump won’t leave. He doesn’t care about the country. Therefore it’s up to Biden to be the bigger man, drop out, and let somebody new come in and reinvigorate the candidacy. I’m afraid we’re looking at Hillary 2.0 if he stays in the race.

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It seems like if anything, the stock market is the true measure of inflation. Seems like more and more companies are valued in the trillions where just a few years ago it was unheard of.

#stocks

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The worst kind of people go to the gym.

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Give me a call Elon. I’m ready.

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When I see a slow walker a mile ahead on a narrow sidewalk 🚶

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What’s up with dudes and their imaginary public golf swings? I don’t see impromptu change ups or at bats, always golf swings.

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Every real job is replaced with 2-3 gig jobs so yeah, we’re thriving!

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Just remember. There was at least one person who said “meh” when pizza was introduced to the world.

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As long as I’m addressed as “young man” occasionally, everything gon’ be alright

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Time travelers…

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Dating is a nightmare. Being with somebody is a nightmare. Being alone is a nightmare.

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Saw an elderly man tipping over all the Bird scooters in his vicinity and it brought extreme joy to my heart.

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This guy keeps sniffling every 10 seconds while working out and I don’t have my headphones and ima lose my gd mind

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Never been a better time for Diddy to run for president

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Wintergreen is just spicy root beer. There, I said it.

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AI has led to a proliferation of thrilled people.

#ai

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When Americans try to say that America is better than everywhere else it reminds me of a dick measuring contest. Except the other countries always whip it out like flunnnnnnk and America is like oh shit! America has a micropenis.

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Maybe too many time travelers have already fafo and here we are

#fafo #timetravel

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What happens when the savings become debt?

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Who’d have thunk this would not be a good idea… Brain and malfunction are not two words you want to see in the same sentence!

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As a white person, is it borderline racist if you use custom skin tone emojis instead of the standard yellow?

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@tesla lays off entire Pinch Detection team electrek.co/2024/05/03/t...

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Might be time to ditch my Tesla. How is this a good idea when superchargers are usually busy enough as it is?

Also, ngl it felt kinda exclusive and now any schmuck with a Porsche will be parked right next to me.

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Pretty sure they are all ugly.

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What is a good looking truck in your opinion then?

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This is a work of art tho? 🤔

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We haven’t progressed much.

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Is it weird that I’ve lived at the same place for over a year and don’t even know my address? If I Uber, I always just choose the Ralph’s down the street.

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Airport keeps paging Mr. Tallyman and it’s driving me bananas 🍌

#tallyman #bananas

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One must be tortured to know torture

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Love the crazy trails

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