J. Elvis Weinstein

Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 18:11 UTC

BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! (Is my subliminal messaging maybe a little too subtle?) Anyway, signed copies of my new all-ages novel, JACK & JILL: FURY HILL, are available at dumb-industries.com. As are my 9 other books. So BUY MY BOOKS!

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 01:27 UTC

Attica!

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 17:35 UTC

Heard the new Beatles song. Ringo should have replaced his bass drum with a dead horse.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 01, 2023 at 00:37 UTC

OK, I'm all stocked up. No matter how many trick or treaters we get, we are not going to run out of oysters this year.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 24, 2023 at 20:44 UTC

The 1970s called and it wants an apology for calling it the Me Decade.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 12, 2023 at 18:18 UTC

I rarely stop by Braindrain, formerly known as Twitter, anymore.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 10, 2023 at 19:18 UTC

No and no. the 7 day week was pretty much God's first invention. Sundown is just a device to mark the days.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 06, 2023 at 20:39 UTC

That sounds great. Could you please write me at thoughtspiralshow at gmail dot com and I'll give you an address?

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 06, 2023 at 16:35 UTC

Just saw it now, sorry. And thanks! Do you have them as files per chance? I'm kind of overloaded with physical media.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 03, 2023 at 16:31 UTC

I believe everything happens for a reason, I just tend to think the reason happened before the thing.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 03, 2023 at 16:30 UTC

Mazel tov, my friend. Can't help but be glad that your raging disease brought you to Minnesota though.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 27, 2023 at 23:45 UTC

I don't have all of my eps and I never got a Servo.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 27, 2023 at 22:06 UTC

Jim Mallon lost it alright, oh you mean episode 3.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 27, 2023 at 18:16 UTC

Everyone in show business is being told today what I've been hearing for years: "You can write, but you can't act."

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 27, 2023 at 18:04 UTC

I feel way better not being invited to write rather than not being allowed to.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 15, 2023 at 22:01 UTC

Well, well, well, aren't you a little pill with a big story to tell.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 12, 2023 at 01:10 UTC

My cousin had that.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 11, 2023 at 21:24 UTC

Since I've curtailed much of my heavy social media use I've come to a surprising revelation: that wasn't what was making me feel hopeless.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 09, 2023 at 21:12 UTC

I was doing no screwing, but my future wife was somewhere on screen in the Stop Making Sense audience in L.A.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 09, 2023 at 15:17 UTC

I was there many of those Fridays as a teen.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 09, 2023 at 14:13 UTC

Stop Making Sense is one of my favorite things that exist.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 03, 2023 at 18:24 UTC

It doesn't take a flood for me to be glad I'm not at Burning Man but I'm the kind of guy who would have been on my way to Woodstock and said "Oh there's traffic? Wanna go see a movie instead?"

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Sep 02, 2023 at 17:29 UTC

Jimmy Buffet was greater than the sum of his parts. RIP

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 31, 2023 at 17:19 UTC

Here's wishing Mitch McConnell a quick thaw.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 20:56 UTC

I'm still angry at my Jr. High School for acting like French, German, and Spanish would be of equal value to us when we had to choose. J'ai fait un mauvais choix.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 29, 2023 at 00:53 UTC

Phew, so you won't need a bond...bail bond.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 27, 2023 at 01:00 UTC

I love that he held still for this one.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 26, 2023 at 20:46 UTC

The Mountain Climber is at half mast.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 25, 2023 at 17:43 UTC

I C what you did there

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