jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com

how are they gonna get the handcuffs on trump...if he has such tiny hands!! 🤣🤣 folks, these jokes don't write themselves. they are, in fact, very hard work to come up with. if you laughed, please venmo me one thousand dollars right now

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XO @xodarlin.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Supernatural timing.

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Robert Is Lost In The Wires || Mr. 404 @robertinthewires.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

Time to put the 😂ORANGE 😂in an 🤣ORANGE JUMPSUIT 🤣 lol 😂😂 comedians are modern-day philosophers if you think about it

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Lapsed Canadian @lapsedcanadian.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

Can't make jokes like these anymore because woke

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Michael K(amera) ☭ @drdooms.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

Isn't he just gonna skip out thanks to all the cheeto-dust on his hands? 🤣🤣

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Georgia Pritchett @puffin902.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

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