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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador
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Wish my brain weren't this way
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official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
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unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador
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Wish my brain weren't this way
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jeremy kaplowitz
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i assume whenever someone blocks me its an accident and they meant to turn on notifications for my posts
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jeremy kaplowitz
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don't care, learn to podcast
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jeremy kaplowitz
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with the new Supreme Court ruling, there is absolutely nothing stopping Joe Biden from declaring "this is an official act" and doing a kickflip down the White House steps
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Josh Gondelman
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Such a fun show!!! (Also I am a tender 39 years old!)
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jeremy kaplowitz
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really fun new Quorators episode with @joshgondelman.bsky.social! youtu.be/24j6rFM9_pU
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jeremy kaplowitz
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my parents cannot stop telling people to watch my cartoon Hamilton Factory
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jeremy kaplowitz
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idk what i did but this image seems to now be gone from the site lol
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jeremy kaplowitz
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i'm no nate silver, so can someone tell me if it's considered bad that every prominent democrat right now is like "look sometimes doctors declare you legally dead for four minutes on live tv during a debate. that being said,"
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jeremy kaplowitz
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the far right and the far left want Joe Biden to be "young" and "hot" 🙄 share this post if you would fuck Joe Biden no matter what!
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jeremy kaplowitz
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choose your fighter
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jeremy kaplowitz
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not the way that Dr D likes em!
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jeremy kaplowitz
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joke i wrote in 2024
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jeremy kaplowitz
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joke i wrote in 2019
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jeremy kaplowitz
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am i misreading/googling that they are saying the "cool" thing is incest?
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jeremy kaplowitz
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thank you for this adult content
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jeremy kaplowitz
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the bluesky devs were like "some of you are being too open in public replies"
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jeremy kaplowitz
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jeremy kaplowitz
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so much has happened on bluesky this week. for example, the start of season 4 of Quorators. in Jeremy's House.... Jeremy makes the rules youtu.be/7Hzrn7KqZi0
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jeremy kaplowitz
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the lesson from all this is that bluesky should have animated sigs
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jeremy kaplowitz
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forums are back!
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jeremy kaplowitz
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we had to renounce atheism but we got him
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jeremy kaplowitz
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i have invested my life's savings into SmarterChild
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jeremy kaplowitz
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if you live in the nyc area and wanna watch me read quoras on stage, come hang 👀 www.caveat.nyc/events/quora...
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jeremy kaplowitz
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😇
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jeremy kaplowitz
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that's right
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jeremy kaplowitz
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www.blaseball.wiki/w/Mexico_Cit...
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jeremy kaplowitz
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seasoned internet warrior Felix Biederman joins on this week's Quorators, to discuss some of the site's most powerful users youtu.be/xpLfVFAgFL8
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jeremy kaplowitz
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ANACHRONISM. WRONG. In Westeros, eating pussy was invented by Jon Snow 200 years AFTER The events of House of the Dragon
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jeremy kaplowitz
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i like that they say "Liam Neeson" as if the movie Taken is just a video of something he did in real life
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jeremy kaplowitz
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applying for jobs like "we're looking for a guy named Jeremy Kaplowitz who lives in Brooklyn" and not getting a first round interview
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Talking Simpsons Podcast
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Take a long stroll and listen to us chat about "Brake My Wife, Please" with Quorators' Alex Ptak and @jeremykaplowitz.com!
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jeremy kaplowitz
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probably my #1 fear in life is that someone will get an alert that i looked at their linkedin profile
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jeremy kaplowitz
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my dad found the pokemon cards i made as a kid
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jeremy kaplowitz
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oops, missed a letter in the url www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Pg...
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jeremy kaplowitz
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new very fun Quorators with Daily Show writer Ashton Womack (who admitted halfway through the episode that he was very high) youtu.be/98PgXxbxDJ
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jeremy kaplowitz
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finding a toaster on the side of the road with a hand-written note that says "broken -- want to kill myself" and posting a pic on social media like "haha lowkey me fr!! 🤣"
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jeremy kaplowitz
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saw a tweet about jonathan majors that i msiread as jonathan banks and it's the most confused i've ever been in my life
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jeremy kaplowitz
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was at a wedding where they kept filling our glasses w/ sangria and was like shit i'm gonna get drunk, i usually keep track of how many drinks i've had. and my wife joked "jeremy loves to count!" and this girl very seriously said "oh? you should check out Love on Spectrum"
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jeremy kaplowitz
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this week and the next are two real silly ones
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jeremy kaplowitz
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"and i would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your stupid dog!" i'm sorry, i get that you're upset but you cannot say a crime-solving talking dog is stupid. by your human standards, sure, but scooby doo should be dissected and studied in a lab
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jeremy kaplowitz
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ideal response to an episode tbh
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jeremy kaplowitz
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new quorators ep is out and it's a fun one so go listen to it youtu.be/6hUKW3DpP4g
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jeremy kaplowitz
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furiosa is such a beautiful italian name
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jeremy kaplowitz
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15 years ago, we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now, all of those people are dead.
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jeremy kaplowitz
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the new yorker owes me CASH
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jeremy kaplowitz
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how are they gonna get the handcuffs on trump...if he has such tiny hands!! 🤣🤣 folks, these jokes don't write themselves. they are, in fact, very hard work to come up with. if you laughed, please venmo me one thousand dollars right now
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jeremy kaplowitz
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me? yes i have seen Seinfeld, the pinnacle of male performance
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