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Theory I just came up with to explain the post-debate punditry & polls: Voters were already aware that Biden is old and don’t really care, while pundits assumed the opposite was true.

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Brian Eno’s “Music for Once-Revered Airports”

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You should have saved some in the icebox.

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Me, trying to solve most meta puzzles.

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Only six for me so far.

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We don’t start until September, but I got a robocall today about changing school bus pick up/drop off locations. (We’ve never used the school bus.)

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What game?

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Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring. My theory is when he dies we’ll find out he’s written 150 chapters that introduce a dozen new minor characters but fail to advance the story in any meaningful way.

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NYC just introduced standardized trash cans for everyone, which should fit with mechanical arms being attached to garbage trucks. Right now everyone uses different size/shape bins, and bigger buildings often just stack a bunch of trash bags on the curb.

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It looks like Rochester’s law standardizing trash bins was passed in 1992.

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Supposedly Nixon once said “If you hear about a movement to stop X, bet on X” because if that movement actually could stop X from becoming the nominee they would have already done it.

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Remember when Obama said he’d visited 57 states instead of 47 and it was a GOP talking point for like a month?

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People here lost their minds when a formerly-free parking lot started charging $2/hour last year. Numerous suburbanites insisted they would no longer drive 20-minutes each way to spend $75 at nearby restaurants if they couldn’t park for free. Whenever I walk by, these restaurants are always full.

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Subscribe to @avcx.bsky.social for some great puzzles, and to Daily Crossword Links for dozens of other links each day, and then download Black Ink or Across Lite or Puzzazz to be able to open .puz files on your iPad.

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Which one?

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Plus this party!

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I had to look it up, and that’s Count Binface, who is apparently different from Lord Buckethead. He got 308 votes today.

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I’m disappointed Lord Buckethead didn’t run this year.

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“Go straight to hell with your rebel yell”

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Gotta be.

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On the plus side, The Minions were probably the ones who accidentally shot Stonewall Jackson.

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Marriage replaces engagement.

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Thanks! Just DMed you links.

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Any crossword folks out there who’d like to test solve a puzzle for me?

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Regular holidays should be 4-day weekends. Major holidays should be all week.

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It would be funny if "generic Democrat" could run and then the electors pick who it is after the election.

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2nd place was "Uncommitted", 3rd was Dean Phillips (Congressman from Minnesota).

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Were there any A-listers in there? Tom Berenger and Martin Sheen are recognizable names, but I don't think they were really bigger stars than Jeff Daniels or C. Thomas Howell.

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Gettysburg is a bad movie with good battle scenes.

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I keep hoping Canada will just annex all the area around Lake Ontario. This isn't even an "if Trump wins" thing; I just think it would make more sense if Buffalo and Rochester were tied to Toronto's economy instead of New York City's.

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A lot of people have criticized Lee's decisions as a general, but I think we should recognize Pickett's Charge as the work of a true visionary, the likes of which would not be seen again until the Western Front in 1915.

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This sounds like some lesser multi-millionaires trying to suck up to Dimon and his staff sharing it with the NYT to do the same.

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Which ones make a sound?

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BAYONETS!!!!!

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As a Mets fan, I know my team is only 7-12 players away from a championship.

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But I was assured he was too old to do real campaigning!

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The Democratic Monroe County Executive was re-elected with 60% of the vote. The Republican DA ran unopposed. It was very strange.

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The were no Republican candidates for Rochester City Council last year. In a lot of the smaller towns 20 minutes away there were no Democratic candidates.

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Mandalorian season 1

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You started this project just to set up that name-drop, right?

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I fell behind on Moby Dick and Middlemarch, but eventually finished both. (I’d read Moby Dick twice before, so I could still post about it). For Frankenstein (also a re-read) the chapters were so short I had to work not to read ahead.

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Alternate theory: NYT eds are in such an echo chamber that they assumed the people calling for Biden to drop out were far more numerous/influential than they actually are, and they figured they’d better jump on the bandwagon – which is also really embarrassing.

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The average WFAN caller has a much better understanding of how baseball works than Stephens does of how politics and governance works.

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Lucky find at the library book sale today. 💐

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It won’t matter if China surpasses us in EV production once we deploy a million cat buses around the country.

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This is basically what happened in 2016, so I assume they would just pick Hillary again.

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I think if it was a 5-4 court Roberts would have exercised some minor (though not meaningful) restraint. So instead of explicitly overturning Roe, SCOTUS would just gut it by upholding every abortion restriction states come up with.

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Sadly predictable.

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