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Sean Penn waking up in a cold sweat: βwhat happened to the fat cats and the daddios?β
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31. Obligatory: BIRACIAL LATINA. No Xitter rage bait. I talk about/review any show or movie Iβm watching. ex-stan. disillusioned by marvel. π₯π½οΈ NOT SPOILER FREE [πππ¨ππ§ π¦πͺππ ] πComedian in real life. Audhd β
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Sean Penn waking up in a cold sweat: βwhat happened to the fat cats and the daddios?β
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It looks fucking ridiculous but I will be hate watching one day lmao like Johnson couldnβt even take this seriously in the trailer lmao
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Shrek 5 is crack cocaine to millennials and we will be seated #filmsky
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Bro get some sleep today you deserve it
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I did, there was so much alcohol and weed in my system I slept like a little baby.
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I know, it was so fucking weird. And then of course his wife started pretending to laugh at his jokes which were not good after we got up. But beforehand she definitely was not defending him lmao strange how people put their marital problems onto you at the bar.
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yeah, he also kept trying to get my date to criticize the fact that his wife didnβt do calendar reminders βcorrectlyβ. bro we left so fast lmfao
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There was a man being an asshole to his wife last night, they were both drinking and it started off pleasant between us. But after the husband learned I was a comedian he wanted to make jokes. They were at his wifeβs expense, so I βjokedβ how she needed a new husband. He was boiling hot after that.
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Good Morning. Im totally fine this morning and Iβd still like to talk about the Sean Penn Taxi movie called Daddio. Iβd also like to remind everyone itβs ok to be drunk on this website. π How did yall sleep?
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nestle NESTLE???? Nestle.
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Itβs not. Damn. I got the beetle vanilla chocolate sandwich bar and im excited about it
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Tia itβs not even the evening, itβs 1 am
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Good Evening my adults. I am , fucked up as they say. So, l are you all feeling that New Sean Penn taxi Movie or what cuz I am certainly perplexed Iβll tell You what
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Bad Boys For Life (2020) If you're a fan of this duo, you're a fan of this if not simply for the growth they endure. Yes, it's a shoot em up movie. But the main focus wasn't some wild adventure. It was family, loss & a crazy twist. I still enjoyed this cuz I still enjoy Mike & Marcus! #filmsky
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Bro this is a wild ass twist tbh
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βSo you fucked a married witch?β LMFAO
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If people are shooting at me I will shoot them back. lmao Marcus is crazy rn
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NOOOOOOOO
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BRO NO NOT CAPTAIN HOWARD PLEASE NO
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This image is so powerful
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How can someone like that EXIST in this day and age? Why would you NOT do that? Having a woman cross the finish line from going down on her is one of the few joys in live that make it worth living.
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DJ Khaled is in this. a man that refuses to eat pussy should not be rewarded in this life.
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I love how they keep the tenderness of their relationship alive, and I know thatβs all thanks to will and martin. the scene where Mike is begging Marcus to help him and he says no π¬π¬ heart stopper π©π©
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βYou retired?β βItβs my daughterβs wedding Mike, do we have to do this right now?β βUh, yeah.β
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Michael Bay is in this ππ why did I laugh so hard
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NOT MIKE!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Joe Pantoliano is naturally cool
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I personally would not stand infront of a woman who looked possessed like that. now youβre dead.
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I love the nods to the first one. cannot believe he fucked his door up with a yellow hydrant, thatβs somehow worse.
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HOWDY! I picked up a friends Monday cuz sheβs in Mexico but I got off early, so itβs BAD BOYS 3. finally. im so excited for this one, hope itβs awesome π missed yall! im totally ignoring everything having to do with our g0v3rnment for now, so im peaceful :)
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rewatched twister. 1st time since my early 20βs? the way u view things def changes. for instance I donβt feel like jonas deserved to die now. but back in the day I was like βfuck yea get exploded.β the tension between hunt and paxton is so good, I enjoy the soulmate energy. adrenaline A+ #filmsky
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Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022) I canβt tell you the last time I was so enthralled with a multi layered story. The embedded narrative had me thinking this was a Genie & master βget out of jail freeβ film. But itβs deeper. Idris Elba is SO moving, this is his BEST film. I cried. #filmsky
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Iβm at the bar but some of yall are watching movies I reviewed recently and im gonna reskeet those for grown up girl bonding time. also hello xo just need some more time to myself ππ
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Good morning! Itβs been fucking hot in Texas, but because of Hurricane Beryl it was actually nice outside yesterday. So I was able to do some errands I couldnβt before cuz my car kept getting too hot. π Hopefully it stays nice for a while! Hope the summer heat isnβt killing yall. Have a great day π
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Good Morning! I decided to stay in last night & im so glad I did, I would not have had the energy to converse anyways. I go into work a little later today, so I get to go to my donut shop this morning. Hell yeah, gonna have a good day. I hope you do too!!! βοΈπ
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Maybe Iβll go out for 4th of July gooning since I go in 2 hours later than usual tomorrow. Maybe Iβll go to the barβ¦. maybe Iβll shaveβ¦.
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Youβre absolutely right
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My Cousin Vinny (1992) I asked for a feel good rec & BOY does this
DELIVER! The character intros are perfect, comedy flows elegantly blending serious subject matter to perfection. This is heartfelt cuz you CARE about Vinny winning for his cousin! That's thanks to a PERFECT script & cast. #filmsky
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This court scene is giving me goosebumps!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jerry Gallo with a G?? Iβm Jerry Callo! With a C!
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Imagine falling asleep in a prom tux at your little cousins murder trial and ur the lawyer
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when he shoots at nothing in his jacket and tennis shoes lmfao
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Pesciβs facelift is so distracting, oof 90βs work.
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βHow do I know itβs not a bunch of ones with a 20 wrapped around it?β
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that card trick metaphor was so sublime my nipples are hard
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this is weirdly making me feel so fucking single
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this movie is so good, canβt believe Iβve never seen it before
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The alternate title for this is Rednecks VS Italians
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